Lu Ye's reputation collapsed after his love affair was exposed and he was blackened by the entire internet. He decided to do something desperate and simply dyed his hair yellow and participated in a love variety show filmed abroad!
At the beginning, he kidnapped Liu Tianxian in front of all the black players! Let all the black players break through the defense!
Haters, please speak up! I'll let you smear me and make your mentality explode!
The dating variety show requires the guests to support themselves and earn their living expenses, and will not provide any financial or material assistance!
So Lu Ye took Liu Tianxian to set up a roadside stall, and conquered a group of foreigners with his fried rice!
Singing on the street, the classic song "We will Rock you" by Queen directly caused the whole street to stomp their feet and sing along!
The song "Flower Guardian" solidified Lu Ye's reputation as a perverted scumbag, and his reputation was damaged for a time!
Fortune telling on the street makes some foreigners call it mysterious oriental magic and makes them exclaim God!
Telling Harry Potter stories on the street brought the audience into the splendid world of magic, but there was a writer's block at the most critical moment, making foreigners call it a dead eunuch!
Foreigners regard you as a wizard and Harry Potter as an autobiography of the mysterious magical world!
He would do a big event every once in a while, and just like that, Lu Ye actually had a group of loyal fans abroad!
The audience in the live broadcast room, who originally hated Lu Ye and blackened him online, gradually changed their attitude. Damn! This man seems to have something...
How much work does he have left? What skills does he have?
In this cutthroat world, beastmasters claw for rankings by any means, while their overworked pets train relentlessly—pushing their bodies to the brink.
Tang Ping, however, awakens the "Sunshine Beast-Taming System"... with a tiny loophole:
[If your bonded beast regresses in strength, you’ll receive massive compensation!]
Progress is hard—but how hard can it be to slack off?
"Heh. You all keep grinding yourselves to death—
I’ll be busy spoiling my pets rotten!"
...
Years later:
"Today, ‘Beast-Taming Daily’ interviews the first Legendary Beastmaster of the new era!
His philosophy—'Cherish Your Beasts,' 'Tailored Training,' and 'Holistic Growth'—has revolutionized the entire industry!
The fastest ascender in history! A mentor beloved by beasts! The undisputed, unhinged legend!
Master Tang Ping, together with his..."
Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."
Reborn in the Marvel world, Ye Bai just wanted to be a quiet life at first. I just want to spend my life with my lovely wife Hela every day,
but there are always troublesome troubles that keep coming to the door.
Since Ye Bai had a sign-in system, he would get special rewards every day.
“Kryptonion General Zod’s body template.”
“Shenzhou Tablet, Cunjin Kaitian.”
“Silver rank, The god of the world.”
“Infinite power, the heart of the universe.” ….
“Odin, I’ll give you another chance. Do you agree with Hela’s and my marriage?.”
“Thanos, are you coming to the earth to do something?”
“Galactus. The shame of the five great gods. You quickly get lost for this Lord .”
“Life Court, you are not qualified to judge me.”
Qiao Ya traveled to the world of galgame with a game plug-in and became the son of a grand duke of a kingdom. Clear the game dungeon and get rewards.
It is very simple to pass the dungeon, which is to capture various girls. As a galgame master, Qiao Ya can do it easily.
Qiao Ya always thought that this was the plug-in that made him stronger after crossing, and everything was just a game.
Until one day, the girls he captured in the game appeared in front of him one by one.
The sickly Crimson Queen, the lonely Sword Princess in the north, the respected Knight Commander, the arrogant Dark Elf Queen...
Looking at these former girlfriends, Qiao Ya was silent.
"Did you recognize the wrong person?"
Sword Princess: "No, I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes."
"Goodbye, I won't see you off!"
Crimson Queen: "Hehe~ Brother Qiao Ya, we said we would
be together forever~forever, right?"
What should I do? The girls I captured in the game came to me one by one, the sexy queen, the sickly online, help, urgent!
Zhao Chen traveled to the Blue Planet, which has a culture similar to that of Earth, and obtained a game production system. As long as the player's emotion value increases, he can continuously upgrade his system and make better games.
Dragon Country’s gaming industry in a cold winter? No problem, Zhao Chen started with “Knowledge is Power”.
Anchor Su Qingwei: "Word game? Haha, what's so fun about this game?"
After a while: "What the hell! I was mocked as an illiterate?"
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Chen released a series of torturous games, including "Cat Rio", "I Wanna", and "Dig to Survive", in which countless players were tortured to the point of howling.
"Fuck, Auntie, is this a game for humans?"
"Zhao Chen, you bastard, can you let me see first?"
Before Zhao Chen knew it, he had accumulated enough emotional points. Just then, a foreign game producer mocked Long Country for not having good games. Zhao Chen directly created a "Dark Soul"!
The journey of a legendary game producer begins from now on!
Pets + System + Easy Daily Life
in the Wetland Community Everyone knows that Lin's Pet Clinic has three treasures,
Heitou, Zhenzhen, and Alvin and the Chipmunk.
Although Heitou is old, the little three flowers treat him as a treasure;
although Zhenzhen is a string, she is the treasure of the zoo;
as for the third oldest Alvin and the Chipmunk, that bird is a warm-hearted and sharp-tongued living treasure!
As for why it is called Alvin and the Chipmunk, hey, I won't tell you, you see for yourself! ε(○??`)зε(??`●)зHand in hand
This article is also known as "Lying down with the System Cat", "The happiness of petting furry cats is worth having", "Although the clinic is small, there are many interesting souls"
[It is still mainly about the interaction with animals, and the main feature is a variety of petting without spending money]
When I was a kid, I had a dream: how fun it would be if I could secretly take out things from anime and games. When I grew up, damn, I touched the rags again!
In his twenties, a post-2000s youth with no house, no car, no savings—but with parents and plenty of time.
Just as he was prepared to lie flat and struggle through life, he found himself transmigrated into his junior high self in a parallel world called Blue Star, right before the entrance exams—without knowing anything.
At his moment of despair, the Immortality System activated.
When he carelessly tossed a textbook into it, he discovered that the once indecipherable knowledge started to become understandable.
Ding! Math maxed out!
Ding! Physics maxed out!
...
After dominating the exams for a month, Li Yan smiled faintly.
If immortals are gods, then academic gods are too.
Later, when he mastered music, fine arts, and calligraphy, he had an epiphany.
Anything can be divine.
But when he accidentally put the Dao De Jing into the system, he realized his enlightenment came a bit early...
So immortality is real after all?!
He thought: in his past life he already lay flat, and now that he’s transmigrated, why keep struggling?
The leisurely daily life of a peerless immortal is exactly what he longs for.
He created the sky with Pangu and fought against three thousand gods and demons!
He is Lingbao Tianzun Li Jiuxuan!
Setting up a stall just to sell Chaos Treasures!
Nuwa: I stole my brother's Fuxiqin? What's the price?
Li Jiuxuan: It’s not enough, adding you will be enough.
Hongjun: Can you give me a few more eons? Wait until I finish my sermon before moving out of Zixiao Palace?
Li Jiuxuan: Fellow Daoist Hongjun, please mortgage the Jade Disc of Creation.
Taiyi: Can the Chaos Bell be used to buy Chaos Treasures?
Li Taixuan: Give me the Sun Star.
Hou Tu: Can I use Pangu's bones, Pangu's brain and Pangu's Palace to buy the Chaos Treasure?
Li Jiuxuan: Just add you and Xuanming.
What is beyond the primitive world?
Hongmeng Universe, Void Space, Daluo Heaven?
The Ruthless Emperor: Not to become an immortal in the mortal world, only to establish the reincarnation underworld and resurrect my brother!
Li Jiuxuan: Give me the Heaven-Devouring Demon Pot and buy my Chaos Treasure. You can resurrect your brother as you wish!
Ye Tiandi: Master, give me back my Mercedes Benz!
Li Jiuxuan: Ye Hei, your master has been a security guard at Mount Tai for 10,000 years, just to wait for you to come back and pay the parking fee in the mortal world! The Mother Qi of All Things...
Emperor Huang Tian: One sword decides the eternity, he is free, he is in eternity...
Li Jiuxuan: Little one, where is the Willow God? Give me your Daluo Sword Embryo.
Emperor Yan: Emperor Hun Tian and Heavenly Evil God are no match for me. I have the Hongmeng Fire!
Li Jiuxuan: The strange fire belongs to the master. Where are your master's wife Yun Yun and Queen Medusa?
...From the ancient times to the chaotic world, the Hongmeng universe (all the heavens and worlds), and then to the void space, Daluotian?
What is the Daluotian in the mythical Daluo?