Good news: I suddenly traveled through time
. Better news: I traveled through hundreds of worlds at once.
[A Hyperion slacker]: Let me tell you, that day, I chased Otto for three days and three nights with a baseball bat.
[A Teyvat yellow-haired guy]: What would happen if Ivan was enlarged in Teyvat?
[A video store owner]: Oh no, my sister seems to have discovered that I have a relationship with other girls. I’m waiting online, it’s urgent.
[A certain savior]: How should this dragon meat be cooked? Can it be braised?
[A certain train garbage king]: Thank you for the invitation. My destiny is full. Recently, those star gods have been looking for me for meetings every day.
One day, when someone asked Mo Wang why he was so powerful and whether he was cheating or something.
At this time, Mo Wang answered like this,
Mo Wang: Are you kidding? I have always relied on myself to become stronger.
Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
Shirakawa Shiki traveled to the world of anime, flirting with beautiful girls in the air, and lived a comfortable life. However, why are their eyes getting more and more wrong? Yukinoshita Yukino: "Shiki-kun, which one is the real you?" Sakurajima Mai: "Let me be your only bunny girl, okay, Shiki-kun." Kasumigaoka Utaha: "I obviously met you first, why..." Kitagawa Umi: "Shiki-kun, I only wear cosplay clothes for you to see." Kato Megumi: "The personality of the senior is a bit bad, but..." Nakano Miku: "Shiki... Shiki-kun is the samurai in my mind." Makinohara Shoko: "Wu... O*chan is Shoko's, you thieving cats!" The main focus is on the daily world of anime, and other female characters will appear in the future.
[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]
[AI generated summary]
After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.
His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.
The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.
This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.
As the Demon Lord, Yuuye finally arrived in his dream world of peaceful everyday life, fully intending to laze around and enjoy a carefree existence.
But why does that useless angel Gabriel from downstairs keep mooching his Wi-Fi and hogging his computer to play games?
Enough is enough!
Does she think this Demon Lord survives on salads?
You’ll pay my electricity bills with your very self!
Then there’s that chuunibyou neighbor upstairs who claims to wield the "Evil King’s True Eye"—stop jumping out the window for no reason!
At school, things get even messier.
Some blonde twin-tailed classmate named Eris? Keeps pestering him!
A gloomy, bespectacled girl in the library stares at him like she’s thirsting for his body… Sanshokuin Kinko, was it?
After school, a gorgeous teacher tries to recruit him into the Service Club?
No way! Who’d join a club with such a sketchy name?!
This Demon Lord absolutely will not...
[Warhammer + Fanfic + Alternate Lore + Comedy + System]
College student Yan Yue transmigrated into the body of a Space Marine Centurion—only to discover he’s now leading the last remnants of the Luna Wolves, a legion trapped in the Warp for 10,000 years.
When their battle barge escapes the ruins of Cadia, Yan Yue and his ancient Long War veterans emerge into a galaxy gone mad:
The Imperium is rotting with corruption,
The Inquisition wants them dead,
And his "Loyalty Meter" System keeps pinging: "Bro, maybe don’t mention you served Horus?"
Armed with pre-heresy drip, two layers of PTSD, and a darkly hilarious misunderstanding aura, this accidental warlord must either:
✓ Redeem his legion’s name,
✓ Conquer the Throneworld for giggles, or
✓ Die spectacularly when the Black Templars find him.
The Emperor’s finest? More like… the galaxy’s worst book club.
[Pokémon + Pokémon + Pokemon + System + Cool Text] Zhang Tianyu traveled to a world with Pokémon, because he got up late, and when he came to the Shabi Research Institute, there was only one Yan Rabbit left, and Zhang Tianyu could only take the Yan Rabbit to start the adventure. Not only that, Zhang Tianyu also unlocked the quest system.
Traveling through the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Duan Yu opened his eyes and found himself picked up by Diao Chan, the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms.
Looking at the simple home and her beauty, Duan Yu, who has awakened the entry [Ten Times Speed], decided to repay her with all his strength.
[Ding, system prompts, you have awakened the entry [Ten Times Speed], and you can do anything twice as fast! ]
[Ding, you have worked hard ten times and obtained the secret technique, every minute counts. ]
[Ding, system prompts, you have drawn the bow ten times and obtained the new entry [A Hundred Steps Through the Willow]]
[Ding, system prompts, you have swung the sword ten times and obtained the new entry [Kill with Every Sword]]
Diao Chan: "Husband, why are you so fast in everything you do!"
"Comedy + passionate + the protagonist is extremely powerful + a super complex battle with many elements based on Pokémon, including but not limited to: Magnetic Field Maniac, Yu-Gi-Oh, Moon King, etc., etc.!"
(New author, pure madness! Extremely complex composition!)
What! Your dad is a champion! Awesome!
What! Each of your elves has unique skills! Strange skills can bring different surprises!
What! This person is even more powerful than the survivors of the earth! And he wants me to see his final transformation? ? ?
Wait? Me? I'm just a passing divine beast's adopted son, no big deal!
What kind of adventures will happen to him who is raised by Kyurem?
(Kyurem is not considered the protagonist's Pokémon. It has a system, but it is useless. It is basically just for chatting and being bullied by the protagonist. Friends who don't like the system can also use it (ಡωಡ))
There is no point in whitewashing, because no matter how clean it looks, it is just deceiving yourself.
[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]
Exclusive Interview
Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”
Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”
Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”
He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”
How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?
Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!
“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.
“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.
“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.
“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.
“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.
…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”