Dylan: "Voldemort, I just mastered the highest level of Unforgivable Curses. Please believe me, I am really a good kid. Just look at what I did in school!"

Professor McGonagall: "You mean the one where you defeated an entire gathering of Death Eaters with a hundred dementors a second, and the one where you were able to hang out with a bunch of Dementors and control them at will?"

Dylan: "No, I mean, there's not a single book in the library that I haven't read! I have full marks in all my courses, including magic! Even Voldemort was defeated by me using the Unforgivable Curses."

Professor McGonagall: "Yes, that's right. That group of cultists even want to nominate you as the new Dark Lord!"

Dylan: "Oh my god, professor, isn't this easy to solve? I can kill all these Death Eaters with an Avatar, and no one will want me to be the Dark Lord!"

I have experienced the confusion and heartbreak of Fox Firefox, wandered in the sea of ​​elves and flowers in The Hobbit, and tasted the rough 17th century Caribbean rum. In the end, I chose to be content with being ordinary in reality.

Let her stay in the happiness of those wonderful things.

"Oh, by the way, I also opened a zoo in the United States, but I discovered that my chief keeper looks so much like the famous star Scarlett!"

"Wait a minute, Kelly, I don't need your feeding..."

Beasts of all kinds—spiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spirits—every form and technique can be mastered.

The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming Sect…

…

Struggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!

Wearing women's clothes can make you stronger! Why don't you understand?" A certain salted fish kept backing away, trying to get further away from the guys who wanted to take off her clothes.

Miura Yumiko quietly approached Jingu Rin: "As a friend, I can't let you continue like this!"

Yuigahama: "Rin, you bitch!"

"You weren't like this before!" Eriri blinked with tears in her eyes.

"Nonsense! I've always been like this! Why do you all treat me like this! Isn't Yukinoshita like this all day long!"

"This is really the most serious provocation I've ever received." A certain snow girl clenched her fists.

Jingu Rin, who was on the road to death every day, looked at the girls who surrounded her and said, "Low-ass, save me!

Bah, loser." ...

Lin Jichen, a master of the Enlightenment Realm in "Eight Wastelands", the world's number one magic cultivator, should have countless fans, calling the wind and rain, and a limitless path to immortality. However, because of the betrayal of his lover and brother, he was deceived into the cave of the immortal realm boss Zhu Jiuyin, and was eventually buried in the mouth of a beast, and his body and Tao disappeared. Unexpectedly, the sky will not kill people, Lin Jichen was reborn and returned to the day before the launch of "Eight Wastelands". After living a new life, he resolutely gave up the law and followed the sword, using the sword to cut out his own future and rewrite his own destiny! It also allowed him to accumulate enough advantages before the game was integrated into reality, and he was far ahead!

In the wizarding world, magic only erupts when one is about to turn eleven. Rhine was ready to lie down when he just received the Hogwarts admission letter, until...

[Congratulations to the host for joining the Chan Sect, the Honghuang human connection system is officially bound]

Rhine: "This is Harry Potter, system, are you crazy?"

[Main quest: Make friends, participate in the Battle of the Gods and survive]

Rhine: "I repeat, this is Harry Potter. I'm going to take my head to participate in the Conferred God Battle?"

[In front of you is Yuan Hong, the leader of the Seven Monsters of Meishan. He is a natural species, more than eight feet tall, holding a water and fire stick.]

[Make friends with Yuan Hong to gain the talent - Iron Skin and Iron Bones.] Invulnerable to swords and guns, immune to water and fire, and can extend your life by a hundred years. 】

Rhine fell silent as he looked at the half-blood giant Hagrid in front of him.

"Okay, this is the primitive world, right?"

"I just want to ask, are you authentic?"

【Inactive Rebirth Crossing Guide — Swordsman's Road, Instant Mission Release 】

【Within an hour, I got Luo Qixi's favor. Within four days, I got the favor of Rudius. Task reward: cure the magic groove —— unlock (2/4). 】

“2/4? No! System You are a swordsman growth guide, what a strange task?! What the hell do you like?

—

many years later:

“Bossist in the Holy Land of the Sword, the Charming Sword God of the University of Magic, the pillar of the beloved dragon god, and the Baron Lover who would cover up crying and cry. What do you think of Rudius's stigma that is called ‘ a famous fraudster ’ by the world? Mr. Allen?”

—

“First of all, regarding my title, please don’t make up, I have the right to take responsibility. As for Rudy: I have repeatedly emphasized that in my eyes, like my child, he does have some places of inferiority and cowardice, but these prove that he is a real person. The trajectory of this era is accompanied by his growth, and it is responsible to say that he should be a legend. ”

The next day.

“I have repeatedly emphasized that Rudy is my son, he is cowardly and cowardly, and I should take full responsibility. ”— Cat, Cat and Dog Academy tabloid.

—

The book is also famous: Becoming Brother Alice also needs to live seriously/I just want to be the sword god, what the title of the charming sword god? /The opening task brushes Luo Qixi's favor, you call this the Sword God Road? /My system is very problematic.

—

【Genius flow, sword art has two extensions. The original plot of the subject after 30 chapters. 】

【Entertainment】+【Variety Show】+【Actor】+【Single Female Lead Reba】+【Slow-Paced Daily Life Story】

Chen Chen travels through time and is reborn in a parallel world, only to discover that his neighbor is a female celebrity.

But he never expected that this female celebrity was actually…

Top-tier in the industry! Fashion queen! Stunningly exotic beauty!

Adorably naive, sexy, cute, bewitching, and playful Reba!!!

In his past life, Chen Chen was a male fan of Reba!

Suddenly, he had a bold idea!

And that is…

Idol, I have a romance I’d like to talk with you about!

The synopsis may be a bit weak, so please refer to the main text (♡˙︶˙♡) hehe

This story is purely fictional; the timeline may change—if you mind, do not click.

Be a bit patient and read on; you might end up liking it~

After becoming the Supreme Bishop of Fontaine, Ye had accumulated countless pressures, especially the water god Funina, who made him feel stressed every day.

But there was no way, people have to live, people have to eat, and people have to work even if they are under great pressure.

So, under such a life, the pressure lasted for a full five hundred years.

Ye and Funina worked together for five hundred years, and they also did not have a day off. They felt that they could not hold on any longer, so one resignation letter after another began to be delivered to Funina's eyes - and then all were rejected.

He looked at the sinister boss in front of him with lifeless eyes, "I'm still holding on, don't think about running away alone! If you want to wear us down, let's continue to wear us down together!" He even couldn't help but have the idea of assassinating the water god and then committing suicide, and then "Let's be free together!"

Fortunately, at this time, two decompression tools appeared.

One, who called herself Baoer, should be a loli like the system. She said that Ye had become a game character in the original god, and he could get rewards from her by managing popularity.

One is a girl named Wuming who claims to be the spirit of Ye's dream. She says she can help Ye construct dreams as he wishes in his dreams to relieve stress.

[Pirates are exciting + fast-paced + invincible + funny + system + decisive killing! 】

【Stable daily updates, irregular updates!】

Ning Chuan traveled through the world of pirates, and after being rescued by little Nami, he successfully tricked her into boarding his ship and went on an adventure in the world!

During this period, Ning Chuan accidentally awakened the [10,000-fold return from practice] system!

The results of daily practice will be returned ten thousand times!

[Daily training content: practice Kunquan once, 10 push-ups, 100 meters of long-distance running, 20 sit-ups...]

[Get settlement rewards: practice Kunquan 10,000 times, do 100,000 push-ups, run 1 million meters long-distance, do 200,000 sit-ups...]

...

"Hawkeye, I heard that your swordsmanship is very powerful, but I have practiced my swordsmanship 10 billion times, can you stop me?"

"Garp, your boxing skills are unparalleled in the world? But have you ever seen my fist that smashed countless mountains?"

"Kaido, you said that your physical skills are invincible and that you are extremely difficult to kill. Then, with my body that I have trained for two and a half years, you may be able to compete with me?"

...

In this way, Ning Chuan fooled little Nami and created countless miracles around the world!