Should I avoid his sharp edge? My blade is not necessarily weaker!

What? You're a level above me? No problem, the advantage is mine!

You say you're the sect leader? Oh, if you can be a sect leader like this, then I can be one too. Sect leader, prepare to die!

My lady, you're dressed too revealingly, and you're beautiful too, so please don't ask me what I want to do!

You offended me and you didn't run away, you're such a (thumbs up)

If I can't kill you and you get away, I'll be this (thumbs up backwards)!

Anyway, my main principle is not to let myself suffer any grievances. If anyone makes me feel grieved, I will kill them, otherwise my Dao heart will be unstable.

Good news: Lin Wansheng, currently struggling with college applications in New York's Chinatown in 2025, awakens a system. Bad news: This system seems a century too late, firmly believing he's a miner from Stonespring in 1885. Thus, he's forced to perform ancient tasks like "talking to Westerners" and "sparring." But he discovers that the [Physical Tempering] he gains from completing these tasks makes him unstoppable on the football field! When the power of mining is used for collisions, and the agility for dodging rocks is used for tackling, he transforms from a benchwarmer into a star quarterback who shocks the nation! Lin Wansheng doesn't have any grand ambitions to defy fate; he simply finds that life seems to have been suddenly switched to an easy mode by this system, over a hundred years overdue.

At the start of the game, Su Ming acquired a piece of land worth billions, but he used it to farm!

Cucumbers, peppers, bamboo shoots...

Everyone was baffled: "A plot of land worth billions is being used for farming? Su Ming, what's wrong with you?"

Su Ming smiled mysteriously.

You're not so naive as to think that the cucumbers I grow are actually cucumbers, are you?

You can't even imagine how happy I am when I farm!

Xiao Zhimiao entered a real otherworld through a mysterious game beta test. After clearing the game dungeons, he obtained dedication points and exchanged them with the gods for blessings, gaining special abilities and rare items.

In order to finish the game as soon as possible and return to normal life, Xiao Zhimiao began her journey to complete the game (and slay the gods).

Xiao Zhimiao experienced thrills and excitement while playing through the dungeons, but she never expected that when she faced the final boss, they would go easy on her, stuffing all sorts of rare items into her hands as if they were free.

Boss Number One: "All the stuff from those gods is garbage. What I'm giving you is the real deal. Take it and don't throw it away or give it to anyone else!"

Boss #2: "I'm all set, come on...come and hit me."

Boss #3: "Gods are all bullshit. Don't take their bullshit blessings. Take me."

Boss #4: "Love me, and don't be afraid!"

Xiao Zhimiao: Huh??? What's wrong with you bosses?! Why are you all acting like seductive fairies?!

When she stands again on this desolate land, they will stand behind her as her strongest support, expose the false gods, and shower her with true light.

And she will raise the broken sword and slaughter all the false gods!

[Multiple female protagonists + multiple races + game world + MOD controller + customizable beauties]

As a hero, saving the world is naturally the primary goal!

You ask me why all my teammates are girls?

Hmm... this is a rather complicated issue.

Okay, come here first, and I'll explain it to you in detail.

Hey, hey, don't run away!

(The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.)

[A Different Kind of Primordial World] + [Overpowered System] + [Flourishing Humanity] + [Offending Heaven but Not Culture]

Having traversed the primordial world and acquired the Historian Selection System, Cheng Xu pioneered the fourth option, becoming the Historian of the Great Shang Dynasty.

Daji bewitched King Zhou? I immediately woke Di Xin up and turned around to use the Human Emperor Banner to capture the fox demon's soul.

Jiang Ziya wants to become famous in Chaoge? I'll shut him down in a heartbeat and send him to Xiqi looking utterly defeated.

Shen Gongbao stirred up trouble in the Shang Dynasty? I'll send him to join Jiang Ziya with a single sword strike.

King Wu's conquest of King Zhou? I've already sent Daji to Xiqi, and Boyi Kao, as the eldest son, even had to be married off by King Zhou. Where did this King Wu come from?

......

Many years later, the great calamity of the Investiture of the Gods ended.

When the sages and officials were checking the accounts, they scratched their heads and said, "This isn't right!"

At a comic convention, Otonashi unexpectedly encountered an adorable little octopus preaching, but made a sarcastic remark, and then found himself transported to the Naruto world.

Not only does it lack a system and bloodline, but it also has something resembling an octopus's mouthparts on its body...

The good news is that this thing can eat anything!

Whether it's animals, plants, or various elements, you can extract energy from anything you eat, and it can even strengthen your body and evolve your life level.

The bad news is that this thing replenishes what you eat...

Are the Sharingan and Byakugan strong? You'll grow as many as you eat!

Are tailed beast chakra strong? Then you probably wouldn't mind having a few more tails, right?

Are Devil Fruits powerful? Would it be okay to have more markings on my body?

In order to survive better, Otonashi has no choice but to forge ahead on an indescribable path of distortion.

Otonashi: "Don't let my usual respectable appearance fool you, actually I..."

gurgling sounds (tentacle wriggling sounds)...

Maple was still waiting for the seventh floor to open when she discovered a passage that wasn't detected by the system, and driven by curiosity, she entered.

It turns out that what I found was not a dungeon at all, but another world. Naofumi Iwatani, the Shield Hero, had just been identified as a sinner and was misunderstood by the whole world.

result……

Maple, at max level, encountered him...

"Wow, you guy in the green cape, you're a greatsword character too! What a coincidence, me too!"

Inside the palace, the three heroes looked utterly astonished.

"What is this... a shield..."

"No, this is a demon..."

"Why is this shield deforming...?"

"Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The new Shield Hero has turned into a monster!"

Shang Wen looked up, "Could it be... that I used my shield incorrectly?"

(Group: 1167525622, I don't check private messages, please contact me via QQ if needed.) Back then, Rhodes Island didn't exist, and the Tower of Babel still soared into the clouds. From the first day Chen Mo brought the Tower of Babel back, Kal'tsit felt there was something wrong with Chen Mo, and a serious problem at that. Chen Mo claimed to be an archaeologist, digging things up and selling them, running a small business. But the problem was—he was selling fluorescent light tubes and motion-activated lights to the Sarkaz angels. He was selling the old and new Bibles and crosses to the Sarkaz demons. He was selling wool to Caprini's sheep. [Sakura Cat]