Xu Haoran transmigrates into the body of a wealthy young master, showered with love and affection, and has five stunningly beautiful older sisters and a cute younger sister, but all of this has nothing to do with him.
Because he transmigrated into the body of a scheming, fake young master.
Today, his nominal parents will find their biological son.
Xu Haoran, who was well-versed in various online novels, knew that the story would inevitably develop into a power struggle between the real and fake young masters.
Xu Haoran, however, disregarded all of this and vowed to stop being a "green tea" and start being a "macho man."
What he didn't know was that the young master who returned this time was a reincarnated person who vowed not to repeat the mistakes of his previous life and to expose his ugly face to all the older sisters.
But as time went on, the young master seemed to realize that something was wrong.
The scheming woman from his previous life was no longer scheming, and she had no intention of kicking him out. Moreover, his sisters were gradually falling for her advances.
Reborn as a True Young Master: Why is this life different from the last? Could it be that I was reborn as a fake?
Dear sisters: Thank goodness Haoran isn't our biological brother, otherwise we wouldn't know what to do.
Standing before you is Lin Feng, the most "sunny" trainer in the Eastern Region!
Trainers who have battled against him all praise him highly!
"Why is my sprite asleep again?!"
"Hypnosis is part of the battle; if you don't like it, don't play!"
"Hit me! Hit me! I can't take it anymore!"
"I've never seen such a request before!"
"What kind of trick is this? Why isn't my Pokémon moving!"
"It's just a little trick, you should just surrender!"
"Dirty, dirty, dirty! Even those who play tactics have dirty minds!"
Why are Pokémon battles so violent? Persuading someone to surrender is also a tactic!
I, the poor monk Wu Se, was kicked down the mountain by my master. I awakened my innate divine eyes [Inner Demon Guide], which can see through all the good and evil in the world!
Master said that Buddhism is not a sword, and compassion is not a fist.
But I think that to deal with evil people, we have to use "physical Buddhism"!
[You see the real estate tycoon surrounded by black energy, and with a backhanded strike of the sword, he "cuts off his three thousand strands of worry"!]
If you encounter a bully bullying the weak on the street, use a set of "Vajra Fist" to force him to "become a Buddha on the spot"!
[You heard that the demon Quan Xing had committed many evil deeds, and sneered: "Donor, I think you have a connection with my Buddha!"]
You encountered a high-ranking Taoist priest from the Heavenly Master's Mansion on Mount Longhu, and due to a disagreement, a fight ensued: "Master Taoist, take one of my cassock demon-subduing techniques!"
A few years later, the name of a "mad monk" resounded throughout the world of extraordinary people, and countless evil people were terrified at the mention of "bald head".
And the evil woman Xia He, who had been accidentally broken by this poor monk and now fell into the devil's lair, also came to the door.
Xia He (licking her red lips): "Little monk, you've been hiding for so many years, isn't it time to come out? I want to see if you can still 'save' me now."
Zhang Lingyu (with a gloomy expression): "This evil woman is the root of all evil and must be killed! You monk, stop meddling in other people's business!"
Wu Se (holding a sword, with a solemn appearance): "Amitabha, I have resolved my karma myself."
"Witch, the sea of suffering is endless, turn back now. If reason doesn't make sense..."
"I, a poor monk, have no choice but to shave your head myself!"
I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.
Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.
I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.
Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?
Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!
He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!
What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?
Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?
Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!
Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!
Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!
Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!
(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)
(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)
[Prime Minister Cao] + [No System] + [Not Brainless] + [Alternate Universe]
A top parenting expert travels through history to a dynasty where the mortality rate of royal heirs is extremely high.
With the world collapsing at the start, his first task was to help the imperial concubine with her milk!
The imperial harem had three thousand beauties, and none of them were easy to deal with.
Shen Yulou worked as a nanny during the day and a male postpartum caregiver at night. He originally thought that the palace would be easy to navigate, but he never expected that he could only survive in the cracks!
The Imperial Concubine needs to stimulate lactation, the Empress needs to prepare for pregnancy, and the Princess needs to learn a skill—Shen Yulou is finding it difficult to cope!
Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit
Introduction:
Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.
I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.
...
But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...
These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"
...
Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.
Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"
Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."
Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:
"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."
"Then..."
"Take that thing apart."
The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:
"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"
He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!
He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!
Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:
"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"
My name is Kira Nanami, I'm 33 years old, a graduate of Tokyo Jujutsu High School, and single. I currently work for a regular company and exorcise eight curses every day before going home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little alcohol. Before bed, I always drink a glass of warm milk, then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises, and fall asleep immediately. I never leave stress and fatigue for the next day; even Sukuna says I'm perfectly normal. I go to bed at 11 PM and get a full eight hours of sleep every night. Anything that affects my sleep quality is my enemy. Therefore, overtime is bullshit. Book club: 61 [Kill the Pigeon]
To raise money for her sister's surgery, Lin Mo found a summer job as a cleaner with a daily wage of 100,000 yuan.
I thought it was a scam, but on my first day at work, I was taken to [Zone 0 - Land of Fallen Gods]!
As he cautiously wiped the dust off the "Demon-Suppressing Stele"...
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing your daily task! Reward: 'Undying Divine Demon Body'!]
When he swept the "trash" from the battlefield of gods and demons into the trash can...
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the weekly mission! Reward: Divine Martial Art 'Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger'!]
From then on, Lin Mo embarked on an invincible path of "cleaning up" for gods and demons.
A martial arts prodigy: "A mere cleaner, how dare you speak to me?" Lin Mo slapped him away with a backhand slap, using the palm technique he had just mastered while mopping the floor.
A powerful Martial King was passing through the restricted area when he sensed the lingering dragon aura emanating from Lin Mo. Terrified, he immediately knelt down and said, "Senior, this junior had no intention of offending you!"
Lin Mo: "??? I just polished the dragon bone!"
When the forbidden zone erupted in chaos, the world was on the brink of destruction, and everyone was in despair, Lin Mo walked out carrying a broom, frowning and saying, "You've made such a mess, we'll have to work overtime again!"
Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."
My new book, *I Accidentally Became the Enemy of the Entire Server*, is now open for publication! Please support me! The original title was *Sorry, I'm Weak*. Yao Yue, a 21st-century lazybones who'd rather lie down than sit, bows her head before a group of interstellar humans who have evolved 2000 years ago. "Sorry, I'm really weak, I couldn't even pass the 800-meter test!" (The above is the previous title and synopsis.) New version: Yao Yue accidentally slips through a sewer and ends up in interstellar space, covered in vegetable leaves. What should she do as a slum girl unprotected by law? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, we can play games to earn money and level up our citizenship. What if the general evolution of humans in the interstellar era is too strong? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, if our strength isn't enough, we'll make up for it with luck! Specifically, does having full luck count? Does a 100% hit rate count? Does completing a Heavenly General quest count? In the game, does having brothers, sisters, and boyfriends count?