Two years ago, Li Ze, who was worth trillions of yuan, chose to retire; and farm and fish in the mountains every day. That day, a drunken girl went to the wrong room.

Two years later, the girl who went to the wrong room suddenly came to the door with her twin daughters. Li Ze didn't expect that this girl was a popular actress, Reba. Reba, who originally just wanted to find someone to take care of the child, changed the lives of herself and her daughter because of this action. From that day on, Reba found that her originally bumpy career had become extremely smooth.

Reba: "Daughter, tell mom the truth, is your father really a fish seller?"

[Gourmet Food + God Emperor + Immortal Cultivation + Relaxed and Humorous + Daily Life + Gou Wang + Invincible + 999 Explosion Rate Map System + Add God's Domain and Various Gold Fingers]

My name is Ye Ge, I traveled through time and space, I am fifteen years old this year. When I was twelve years old, I was tricked by an old Taoist into becoming the last disciple of Piao Miao Sect, who said that I had the potential to become an immortal.

It was only after I went up the mountain that I realized that this was the last disciple who was responsible for closing the gate and sweeping the floor every day. In fact, he was just a menial disciple.

Fortunately, I got a 9999 times explosion rate map system, which contains various golden fingers, gorilla armor that can turn into a gorilla with ten times the attack and defense, a spell that makes everything in the world become dust, a title of ten thousand times the understanding, a cloth with a hundred times the attack, an ebony stick with a hundred times the combat power, a secret book that can make a person become a supreme fairy chef, a rare skill that makes anyone tremble and become pregnant when you look at them, what is not handsome enough? Learn about the charm god body, and whether the head of the sect’s daughter, the empress, is there anything that cannot be dropped in the map, only you can't think of it.

The weakling Ye Ge entered the map and killed a random chicken, which dropped equipment all over the ground. From then on, he couldn't stop and became a chicken-killing fiend.

If you don’t have spirit stones, go kill chickens. If you don’t have elixirs, go kill chickens. If you don’t have any skills, go kill chickens. In short, if you lack anything, go kill chickens.

He firmly believes in this explosion rate. He will get everything when beating chickens, and even the top ones when beating chickens.

Since then, the counterattack of the little man has begun. After hiding for a while, Ye Ge found out, what am I invincible? Sweeping the world of cultivation, stepping on the world of immortals, covering the sky with one hand, I am the strongest in the universe. At present, the world of immortals has ended and I will ascend to the world of gods soon. The world of gods will be more exciting. This is a different world of gods.

If you are a brother, come and kill me.

(This book has no reading threshold, with 2 million words serialized and 10,000+ football articles subscribed, the quality of the characters is guaranteed!)

Sitting on the bench of Utrecht II, Tang Ye, knowing that he had no hope of playing, chose to play badly, but who knew that at this time, the old Deng reversal system suddenly came.

[This year is 2036. At the age of 37, you retired in disgrace in the China League One and became a football commentator, enjoying smearing stars. Watching the talented teenagers on TV showing themselves in the five major leagues, you suddenly felt a little regretful, feeling that time can't be repeated]

[You looked down at your body and felt a little regretful for not fully realizing your talent during your time as a player, so you made up your mind to retire and come back]

[Appeared in the warm-up match, reward:...]

What, 37 years old?

Nonsense, I'm only 16 this year!

Retire and come back?

Anyway, I've been on the bench for thousands of years, and suddenly playing can really be said to be a comeback, right?

[Middle-aged people are prone to bone problems when playing football, and you got a reward: bone density hyperplasia capsules! 】

【Middle-aged people’s reactions are not as fast as mine, you get a reward: the reaction speed of an 18-year-old! 】

The reaction speed of an 18-year-old?

No!

I only want the reaction speed of a 16-year-old!

…

Lin Xiaofan traveled through time. While others relied on spiritual roots, skills, and elixirs to cultivate immortality, he was bound to an "unorthodox immortality cultivation system" with a strange style. From then on, his path to immortality was left with only a brick!

Yes, you heard it right, it is that ordinary and plain brick!

Fight? Bricks! Healing? Bricks! Scare inner disciples? Bricks again! The system tasks are even more varied: "Use bricks to gently heal the injured fox spirit"? "Let the cold inner disciples deeply understand the way of bricks"? Lin Xiaofan said he was helpless, but he also enjoyed the pleasure of "conquering others with virtue" with bricks.

Let's see how an internet geek, holding a brick and stepping on "improper", walks out a path of "becoming immortal with a brick" that has never been seen before and will never be seen again in the world of immortal cultivation! Hilarious immortal cultivation, starting with a brick!

The ugly girl from the Liu family threw a ball of embroidery to find a husband, but no one dared to take it because she was too ugly.

Wang Teng, who had just traveled through time, was so hungry that his eyes were dizzy. Suddenly, a hydrangea fell from the sky and hit him directly on the head!

Ding~

[One: Catch the hydrangea and you will get a fairy chicken leg]

[Two: Throw away the hydrangea and get the Sunflower Book as a reward]

Is there any need to choose? Of course, choose...

Everyone laughed at the beggar and the ugly girl, saying they were a perfect match.

Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, the ugly girl turned into a stunning beauty queen, and the beggar turned into a god king. They were truly a match made in heaven.

The empress wanted to eat dragon meat when she was pregnant. Wang Teng glanced at the Nine-clawed Dragon King, and the latter was so scared that he cut off his meat with tears.

My dear, my daughter said she wanted ten younger brothers! Madam, I, I will try my best~

【Minnie】＋【Girl】＋【Single Female Lead】＋【Korean Entertainment】

Lin Hao, an international student studying in the peninsula, has become a blogger with two million followers by shooting short videos.

Just when he was about to start a new series of food videos, he met the cool and mysterious Minnie.

In order to complete the shooting plan, Lin Hao had to "seduce" Minnie with authentic Chinese cuisine again and again.

After a while, a wonderful chemical reaction occurred between the two...

Lin Hao decided to secretly date Minnie and then amaze the entire entertainment industry!

Lin Xiao thought that he would just eat and wait for death by clinging to Reba's thighs all his life. But at this moment, the cheat that was over 20 years late came.

Ding, the happy life system is bound. Choice 1: All money is bet on Changxing Electronics. It is recommended to hold it for one day, and the expected return on investment is 300%. Choice 2: Who cares, continue to eat and wait for death, the system will unbind and you will not be able to eat four dishes in your life. Lin Chuan had no choice and immediately took a big one. He directly bet all his assets together with Reba's small treasury. The novel is purely fictional and any similarity is purely coincidental.

[No system + Easy and funny + Sand sculpture + Invincible.]

"Fairy Qingyao, I heard that your ability to overcome the tribulation and become an immortal is inseparable from the help of your senior brother."

"That's right."

"Then may I ask, what kind of person is your senior brother?"

"Him?"

"... He sells chili powder as love powder. He relies on his status as a true disciple to collect protection fees from outer disciples. He uses his powerful cultivation to oppress low-level cultivators and force them to buy and sell... In short, he is a despicable and insidious villain. If you meet him, remember to stay away from him."

Good news, I have traveled to Douluo Continent

Bad news, level 2 innate soul power, willow stick for martial spirit

Good news, there is a system

Bad news, it is a system for cultivating top students

Chen Ping: What kind of system is it if it can't be added!

System: Boss, cultivation, three points practice, seven points eat, and the remaining ninety points are given to the top students' black technology. If you succeed, you will ascend to the God Realm with Nine Dragons protecting your body, and if you lose, you will ascend to the underworld with Nine Dragons pulling coffins. Now let me see where your limit is!

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God Realm, in front of the Sea God Temple.

Chen Ping, who was covered in blood, sighed and sighed. Finally, although he only had level 2 innate soul power, he still killed here.

Looking at the pale and shaking God King on the throne, Chen Ping raised his hand and held the long stick in his palm.

And Chen Ping's system elf had already broken out of his body before Chen Ping, holding the same long stick in Chen Ping's hand, and saluted Chen Ping.

"Boss, let me introduce myself. I was devoured by him and more than 90% of the world will of Douluo Star. I have only one mission now, which is to beat the God King until he screams!"

"One stick hits the legs to prevent him from running away, and two sticks hit the mouth to prevent him from begging for mercy. I attack with speed, swing the stick with strength, lift my feet with accuracy, swing my fists with angles, and each stick has attitude. Please rest assured, boss."

In a world full of strange and bizarre whispers, a soft murmur penetrated the gray fog of the spirit world.

"Who will die next?"

Inheriting the extraordinary characteristics from his parents, Brad Rand, who thought he would never be able to become an extraordinary person in this life, accidentally got a crudely made crystal pen at a flea market, and since then embarked on a completely different path from what he imagined.

A crystal pen from the dragon path made him see the different colors of this world.

The mysterious master above the gray fog, the people abandoned by God, the noble lady of Backlund... Mr. 'Chariot' Brad made a rich contribution to this mysterious gathering in the Tarot Club that was pulled into by the mysterious Mr. Fool.

"He has been pretending to be poor! I thought his real identity was a duke... or an earl, with a wealth of more than 50,000 gold pounds! He can't fool the audience!" Miss 'Justice' said righteously.

"Mr. 'Chariot' has a wide range of knowledge, and his talent for financial management is really impressive." The 'Hanged Man' handed over his wealth of many years and was in a good mood.

"There aren't many valuable things in Silver City." 'Sun' said to Mr. Fool dejectedly.

And the high and mighty 'Fool' Klein: ... I have a mother's criticism, but I don't know whether to say it or not.

'Chariot' Brad: Huh? I'm just a poor guy!

The 23rd Path of God: Pauper.

False Sequence 9: I only know how to count money, I can't hit people!

Real Sequence 9: We'll kill him!

Keyword: Lord of Mysteries.