Tony Stark, you don't even dare to be yourself in the fire, how dare you say you love Pepper Potts?
Ancient One, you still ask Dormammu for power?
Too outdated, come and try Fire Keeper Credit Co., Ltd.! Fire Lord Surtur, if you don't rebel now, when will you?
Overthrow the tyranny of Asgard, freedom belongs to the fire giant!
Megatron, do you know why you can't beat Optimus Prime?
Because the fire source in your body is too outdated, here, this sinful fire is for you, you're welcome!
Diablo, want the fire of chaos?
Sure, take the little girl Leia in your body in exchange!
The ordinary and relaxed daily life of the fire kings, the special edition of the earth version of the soul of love.
Although I am a non-combustible garbage, my wife is a fire keeper, what can you do to me?
How can the plot be played out when everyone can eavesdrop on the villain's thoughts?
After traveling through time and space and becoming a brainless villain who was doomed to die, Lin Bai looked at the cold and aloof saint tied to the bed and fell into deep thought.
As long as you complete the quest line as required by the system, you can return to Earth with tens of billions of assets and eternal life, but what's going on with the bubble box that suddenly pops up above your head?
"This rope is so tight... It took the hero half an hour to reach that point, which was enough for me to make three babies."
"Herringer, stop rubbing! If you keep rubbing I'm going to turn into a beast."
Gu Qinghan stared at the bubbles that were complaining crazily, and his immortal body shook.
She suddenly realized: the dude who forced her to marry him was actually playing the villain at the risk of his life?
Lin Bai went crazy looking at the script with all the characters ruined:
Where’s the promised torment on the villain? How come this place has become my Shura battlefield!
[Exciting][Relaxed][Funny][Invincible][Genius][Art is Patrick Star]
Myriad races are invading, and humanity is in danger.
In order to protect itself, the world will give everyone the opportunity to awaken professional resistance at the age of seventeen!
Li Xiao traveled through time and space, but awakened to be a professional clay master!
Who knew that the second life profession 'Demolition Master' would also awaken!
Since then, a very special clay blaster has emerged.
"Who is this person? How did he put the bomb in the devil's skin?"
"You said this is your clay clone? Whose clone wears makeup?"
"I want to report that every time a monster is low on health, he detonates it at the last minute to take advantage!"
Many years later, when Li Xiao swept across all races in the heavens with countless clay bombs.
In an interview, Li Xiao said:
"As long as your thinking does not slip, there are always more solutions than problems!"
Life is like an empty dream, the good years and old age are just a blink of an eye, and only this moment is real.”
“My name is Baiying, Bai means pale, Ying means phantom, I have intermittent hysteria, I am a high school student, a warrior of love, very handsome, and the protagonist.”
“I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values and a metaphysical worldview.”
“This is a very everyday story - there is definitely no river of blood, corpses everywhere, mountains of corpses and bones…”
“I bet the author will go crazy before me.”
Baiying stopped writing, feeling that this introduction was great.
Sudden death travels to the world of daily American dramas, and with a gold finger proficiency panel, leads a comfortable and relaxed life.
This book does not have any super powers, and the cheat code only provides practice and improvement of daily skills.
It involves American TV series with main plots: Friends, Mom, Missing Mom, The Big Bang Theory.
Other dramas that will be mentioned and appear include Community, Modern Family... It is a purely daily plot, with occasional movie plots.
It is also not the type of thrilling drama, and is mainly comedy.
[The main text has been completed, please feel free to jump in]
[Sweet love + abuse of scum + strong men and strong women + refreshing story]
In her previous life, Wen Xiaoya was not good at judging people, and was played around by scumbags and bitches, and died miserably. After rebirth, looking at her handsome husband, Wen Xiaoya wanted to beat herself to death! Such a handsome man doesn't want to pick weeds? This time, I will not only abuse the scum, but also hold my husband's thighs tightly and love him hard!
From now on——
Zuo Fengyu: "Master! Madam is being bullied by the internship company!"
Chu Shihan's face sank: "Buy it and register it under my wife's name."
Qin Feng: "Master! I found the novel written by Madam."
Chu Shihan: "Hurry up and register an account and send rockets to my wife."
Fu Yuankai picked up the plastic water cup on the table:
"No way? Chu Shihan, you actually use such a childish water cup. Are you trying to make me laugh to death?"
Chu Shihan glanced at him: "My wife gave it to me. It's a priceless treasure! Do you have it?"
Fu Yuankai ate the bowl of dog food and ran away in tears.
Su Chen never imagined that he would transmigrate into a cheesy modern urban novel—and become the villain’s lackey? Even stranger, he discovered that as long as he suppressed the protagonist Ye Xuan, he would receive rewards. So during the treasure appraisal plot…
“Young Master, I think this one is worth buying.”
“Young Master, this contract is a scam. We can’t sign it.”
“Young Master, something’s off about this woman. She might have been sent by Ye Xuan.”
Familiar with the entire plot, Su Chen began targeting Ye Xuan.
Later, even the villain couldn’t help but marvel,
“This little brother is dependable. When there’s trouble, he’s the first to step up.”
“He even went after my fiancée…”
In the daily life of people in the comics, they awaken the listening system:
they can get rewards by listening to the advice of others and executing it according to their suggestions.
So, Su Li flew wildly.
[Question: How to improve painting skills]
Eriri: Created erotic comics, sold one million copies, and her painting skills surpassed Van Gogh.
A few days later, countless erotic masterpieces were born on the Internet, and Eriri's books couldn't be sold at all, and she cried like a sandbitch.
[Question: How to become a rich man]
Kaguya Shinomiya: Confess your love to a certain rich girl, and I guarantee that you can drive a BMW and live in a big house that night.
Su Li decisively confessed his love to Chitanda Eru, and Shinomiya Kaguya turned evil on the spot .
[Question: How to get the Sharingan]
Rikka Takanashi: Signed a contract with the evil king's true eye user, and had all kinds of eyes .
Su Li kissed him on the spot and gained the eternal mangekyo.
With all kinds of unreliable suggestions, Su Li's ability became stronger and stronger. Unknowingly, he was omniscient and omnipotent, invincible in all the heavens and worlds.
Rikka Takanashi cried angrily: We agreed to suffer from the second disease together, are you serious?
Involving Oregairu, passers-by, chuunibyou, can't learn, Shinomiya, Hyouka...
Qin Dong traveled through the end of the world and became the president of a small shelter.
It coincided with a zombie riot, food depletion, people's morale was low, and the situation was extremely critical.
In desperation, he linked to the disaster relief system mall, and everything consumed on the refugees can be purchased at a super low price!
Qin Dong raised his arm and called out:
"As long as you join the East Territory Shelter, you will be my brother! All food will be provided at a fair price, with no limit on quantity!"
The refugees burst into tears:
"One zombie crystal core can be exchanged for ten buckets of instant noodles? Oh my god, Brother Dong won't go bankrupt, right?".
"As long as you work twelve hours a day, you can have three full meals? Impossible! How can there be such a philanthropist!"
"Brother Dong is like our second parent, and he is like our second parent. If one day he shot me in the chest with a gun, I would also believe that the gun went off accidentally."
"I have never seen a saint like Qin Dong! In this dark end of the world, he is like a ray of light, allowing me to see the brilliance and splendor of human nature."
"He is the savior of this end-time, a God walking on earth. He works tirelessly without asking for anything in return, and his purpose in life has long transcended worldly life."
……
Qin Dong was dumbfounded: "I did all this just to make a little profit!"
"The first rule of the art of hiding: stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!
The second essence of hiding: pretend to be dead immediately when you encounter the Akatsuki organization!
The third essence of the Way of Survival: Never admit that you know ninjutsu!
Kitano Hideichi strictly enforced the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——
[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;
[Summoning Jutsu: Delivery Boy] He was treated as the illegitimate son of Flying Thunder God by the Fourth Hokage;
Developed [Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Technique] and was asked by Orochimaru: "How to lie down gracefully?"
Finally, looking at himself begging for retirement on his knees and the people in the ninja world behind him shouting "Master Kitano", he sighed to the sky:
"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god!"
Commenting on Itachi's plan to exterminate the clan as being too crude, he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Moon Eye Project needs your sharp tongue!"
Uchiha Madara: Do you want to dance too?
Me: No, I want to get off work. "