"Traitor, you are so old, why are you still hiding in the mountains? Hurry down and go and harm your sister! Don't come back unless you give birth to ten big fat boys!"

"Junior brother, sister misses you so much, come and hug me... Oh, why are you covering it up? I saw it when I was a child!"

"Junior brother, is your pocket money enough? I will transfer another 1 billion to you?"

"You actually have seven fiancées? Scumbag! Why am I the seventh?"

Chen Yang said righteously: "I am the youngest Tianshi in Longhu Mountain. Isn't it normal to have more wives?"

A year later, Chen Yang put his right hand on his waist, his eyes empty: "Senior sister, please let me go, I still have seven fiancées!"

Super detective, great adventurer, little dragon, super human... Martin, who becomes a new character every morning when he wakes up, came to the American comic world on his 18th birthday.

Superman: "Although the letters on his chest are different, Martin is indeed my half-brother!"

Flash: "Although I am the fastest man in the world, I am no match for Martin!"

Batman: "I can plan to include the whole world, but I can't do anything to Martin!"

Martin: "I'm just an adventurer passing by!"

My name is Qin Luo, and I am in this urban novel that combines various Dragon King plots.

At the beginning, I got the "Strongest Lackey System". As long as I keep doing the things of a lackey, I can become stronger.

What else can I do?

I chose to become the close follower of the final villain Su Muwan.

Provoked various people of destiny, snatched opportunities, and did all kinds of evil.

You ask who is the person behind me?

Humph! You don't deserve to know the name of my lady!

......

.......

My name is Su Muwan, the eldest lady of the Su family. I have been gifted in martial arts since I was a child, so I developed a domineering personality in my previous life.

I was even stupid enough to repeatedly provoke those people of destiny who were blessed by God, which eventually led to a tragic death.

In this life, I must abide by the law and never go down the old path again! !

But.....

Pa! !

"You are the Dragon King?!"

When I saw my little follower showing off and slapping the Dragon King who concealed his identity.

Su Manwan's heart finally died. Looking at Qin Luo, the loyal lackey in front of her, she fainted on the spot.

God wants to kill me!!

(Pure love 1V1, easy, no sword, single female lead, villain, rebirth, lackey)

Your enemies:

Falling from the sky, a high-tech alien army.

A body made of vibranium, the most intelligent life in history.

The Lord of the Dimension, the supreme being in the world of black magic.

The ultimate judge, the omniscient and omnipotent Mad Titan.

And you, my friend, can only draw the abilities of cartoon characters from cartoons.

"What are you kidding? Isn't this obviously embarrassing me, Makabaka?

What do you mean, do you want me to use the Ding Ding car to hit Thanos head-on?"

What, there are also Happy Superman, Calabash Brothers, and Monkey King in the prize pool?

There are also funny characters such as Arale, Tom Cat, and Popeye!

"(Laughing) I don't eat beef!"

After waking up, Su Ran traveled to the Sky Continent, became a disciple of Lingxiao Sect, and awakened a strange cultivation system.

Although Su Ran's cultivation was intermittent, his cultivation level continued to rise.

At the same time, Su Ran had a beautiful master with a great reputation and a little sister with great luck.

However, with constant contact, Su Ran found that the beautiful master seemed... not quite right!

Su Ran: But fortunately, I am not right either!

[All Survival] + [Funny Article] + [Upgrade] + [Funny] + [No Female Lead]

After waking up, Su Bai entered the world of all survival.

He started with a small wooden house, a broken stone axe, and a randomly acquired [Black-hearted Merchant] talent.

Although the talent level is low, it can be upgraded continuously, and you can also gain a trading-related ability every day.

On the first day, all the people begged for fire, and Su Bai made a bold move, and made a shoddy version of the fire stick and became rich overnight.

On the second day, countless people's tools were broken, and Su Bai stepped forward and carried the burden of tens of thousands of people in the two districts on his shoulders.

On the third day, the blizzard came for the first time, and countless people could not move. Su Bai obtained talent information and turned into timely rain to send warmth and win people's hearts.

The fourth day, the fifth day...

When the seven-day novice period passed, when all the survivors were still struggling, Su Bai had already lived in a big villa, looking at the huge country he had built.

Rivals in the same area: "What bullshit good man? He is obviously a black-hearted businessman!"

Friends in other areas: "Boss Su is a good person. If he has good things, he will really sell them to you!"

Top bosses: "What is the most important thing in Survival? Talent! Wait... Where are the talents? Are they all locked up by Su Bai?"

Heroes from various countries: "Boss Su, please give me some food! The children are so poor now!"

"..."

Su Bai: "Friend, do you need a deal?"

[Cultivation of Immortals: A Cool Story + Survive First Then Be Strong + Funny + System + Side Effect Transfer]

During the prosperous era of Daqian, the Dao of Alchemy flourished, and side schools emerged everywhere.

Huo Yuan woke up and obtained the Side Effect Transfer System.

Not only can he transfer the side effects of swallowing pills and practicing to designated candidates, but he can also get rewards.

Zhuguo Lingyao can create a fire spirit body, but the eater will feel heartbroken and in great pain!

Really or fake? Come to the bowl!

Huo Yuan swallowed it in one gulp, and his enemy rolled on the ground in pain! Crying for his parents!

Desolate Heart Sutra, the speed of practice doubles, but it will reduce the lifespan of the practitioner!

It just shortens lifespan! Take it!

Huo Yuan used the skills, and the enemy instantly felt his body hollowed out!

Swallowing Heaven Demon Sutra, Withered Human Yuan Pill, Sacrifice Spirit Demon Array...

Huo Yuan has paved a path of no return for the demon king in the world of cultivation.

Hundreds of years later, Huo Yuan was besieged by countless powerful men, and after using a life-threatening attack, he fell down with a bang.

The powerful men laughed heartily, "See, this evil method is simply a way to death! Hahaha!"

However, the next second, everyone was stunned. Why did the big man suddenly explode? !

Huo Yuan stood up with a smile, "I didn't expect it, right? Life is like a play, handsome boy."

[Signed for physical publication]

[Infinite flow + fast pace + funny + invincible + no heroine + no abuse of the protagonist]

[Ask around the four streets in the east, south, west and north who is the father]

[Don't compare yourself too much, how big of a boss can you be]

The White Tower descends, and the death dungeon mode is turned on globally.

Zheng Xun, who was bound to the infinite simulation system and forced to play the novice level a thousand times, said:

I have cleared the level and am in good spirits. Now I will kill you all.

From then on, White Tower players often saw a newbie carrying a sledgehammer and starting a destructive clearance flow.

The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and you felt that you were good again.

Play is play, make noise is noise, don't joke with Zheng Shen.

Many years later, Zheng Xun stood on the top of the White Tower and sighed.

He became a god, but also a lunatic.

[Kid, remember, there are ten points of luck in this world, of which three points are literary, seven points are martial, and one point is decisive! ]

[…10…3+7+1…Huh? Ancestor, something seems to be wrong? ]

【Cute baby + teaching children + parents-in-law’s love + relaxed + redemption】

Xu Wan was a widow when she got married. She wanted to live a free and happy life as a lady of a marquis’ mansion.

Unexpectedly, on the day she got married, the notorious stepson of the whole capital city gave her two blows.

Xu Wan rushed out with a knife, and became famous in the whole capital city!

I thought she couldn’t become a lady of a marquis’ mansion, but unexpectedly, her parents-in-law retaliated and handed the little devil to her for training.

Xu Wan: “???”

Little devil: “???”

No one was optimistic at first...

Later, the maids screamed every day:

“The little boy who never reads books actually entered the study!”

“The little boy can even bring foot washing water to the old marquis!”

“The little boy actually saved the children of the whole slum!”

…

The marquis’ mansion was shocked, the whole capital was shocked, and even the one in the palace was shocked.

Hearing that the wife of the Marquis's mansion was good at training naughty children, the rebellious children of the ministers' families were sent to the Marquis's mansion, and the number of members of the Marquis's key class increased!

Three years later.

The Minister of Rites who was selected in the imperial examination cried to the sky: "There are no more to choose from, there are no more to choose from, they are all top-notch!"