Chu Muyao grew up carefree in her sect.

However, the moment she descended the mountain…

Heaven itself wanted to strike her with lightning, the Western Court wanted her dead, and even strange beasts of unknown origin wanted to get involved!

She was just unlucky—did being unlucky really deserve divine punishment!?

“Chu Muyao, let’s see where you can run this time!”

Her senior sisters: “Let go of our junior sister!”

Her cheap master: “Dare not harm my disciple!”

The cold Empress: “Imperial Guards, to me!”

Even the mysterious Demon Sect Mistress shielded her behind her back.

When the villains, after painstaking schemes and struggles, finally reached her—

“Hahaha, Chu Muyao, even if you scream yourself hoarse today, no one will come to save you!”

Yet they saw Chu Muyao standing calmly, unfazed.

“Heavenly thunder, strike her!”

“Hah? Are you so scared you’ve gone stupid—Aaaagh!”

When the villains limped away in defeat and compared notes in secret, they realized…

If she was truly a “disaster star,” then they were nothing but a flock of jinxes themselves!

But too much favor is not always a blessing—

The Demon Sect Mistress shielding her back seemed far more interested in shielding her beneath her…

“Mo He, wait…”

“Why?”

“You’ll wear me out for real!”

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

The charming heartthrob Jiang Qiuyu finds herself transmigrated into a novel as the villainous Demon Lord. A villainess who originally secretly crushes on the male lead while humiliating the female lead at every possible opportunity.

As the Demon Lord, she is both beautiful and powerful, but also cruel and bloodthirsty. She even kidnaps the male and female leads who are both righteous cultivators.

According to the original plot, the Demon Lord falls in love with the male lead at first sight. However, the male lead says he would rather die than obey her. This only angers the Demon Lord into hating the female lead, who holds his heart.

Jiang Qiuyu stares at the stubborn male lead and then at the cold-faced female lead. She waves her sleeve, “Send them both to my room!”

System: I understand. You’re planning to humiliate the male lead in front of the female lead, right?

Then the system watches helplessly as Jiang Qiuyu acts ruthless to the female lead on the surface only to treat her gently in every possible way behind the scenes. Meanwhile, she shows no mercy to the male lead, treating him coldly as she leaves him to suffer in the freezing wind.

System: Lost_in_thought.jpg

Jiang Qiuyu: The original plot never said that love couldn’t be twisted into something pe*verted and obsessive or that hate couldn’t become a dagger hidden in smiles, right?

——

Lin Jingwei, with her indifferent and aloof personality, has always been only devoted to cultivation. Even when faced with Jiang Qiuyu’s gorgeous and alluring appearance, she remains unperturbed.

She pretends to be captured, but in fact she coordinates with forces outside and within the palace to destroy the entire Demon Realm.

The plan went perfectly. On the day when the righteous path cultivators stormed in, Jiang Qiuyu, in her beautiful red robes, looked at her with a smile on her face.

Lin Jingwei suddenly felt a pang of anxiety and promised, “I won’t hurt you. However, the Demon Realm….the demons cannot continue indiscriminately killing innocent people.”

Jiang Qiuyu’s fingers caressed Lin Jingwei’s cheek, her voice gentle as she spoke, “It is said that you walk the Path of Ruthlessness, so let me help you one last time.”

Help you achieve enlightenment by killing your wife.

——

It is said that Lady Qingheng, Lin Jingwei, the beacon of righteous path cultivators, has been corrupted to the demons’ side. She was once the first to come forward and slay the demons, but now she has turned to their side after the death of the previous Demon Lord.

The girl sitting across from her had a face full of pity as she recounted the tale.

Jiang Qiuyu leaned against the window, her hair loosely falling around her as she responded offhandedly as she responded casually, “Yes, what a shame.”

But what does any of that have to do with me? Charming Heartthrob (Bottom) vs. Indifferent at first, but deeply affectionate later (Top)

[Double Yandere / Protagonist-Top] No surgery involved—each world is still the same person.

Cheng Wang, known as the Queen of Slacking Off, is forced to work overtime because her boss sleeps all day, every day. Eventually, she can’t take it anymore and decides to resign.

But just as she’s ready to make her escape, she learns her boss can’t sleep anymore—because her soul has wandered off into small worlds, planning to find a quiet place to get some rest.

Cheng Wang is so furious she nearly faints on the spot. She has to wake up her infuriating boss before she can truly run away. And the only way to do that… is to trigger intense emotional fluctuations in her boss.

So Cheng Wang decides—she will make her boss hate her to the bone.

Zuo Jin’s cold gaze falls on her, hand poised to pierce through her chest.

"I have no feelings.”

“I won’t hate you.”

Cheng Wang tilts her head, smiling sweetly yet wickedly. Kneeling on one knee before her, blood staining her lips, she reaches out both hands, eyes full of madness.

“Then why… do you want to kill me?”

“And why… can’t you do it?”

World 1: Useless Disciple × Ruthless Dao Master (√)

World 2: Zombie Emperor × Doctor (√)

World 3: Psychologist × Lonely Patient (√)

Others… to be unlocked.

[Straightforward, hidden-dark-loyal-puppy disciple × unhinged, paranoid, sickly-beauty master]

[Double female leads, no male lead × slight redemption × double-first-love × HE]

Not slow-burn, mainly romance with subplot.

Wen Xizhou transmigrated into a novel. She never expected that her task would be to make up for the villainess and keep her emotions stable so the world wouldn’t collapse.

Only… who would’ve thought this villainess was also reborn?!

Wen Xizhou: System bro, I’ve worked so hard, so why did she still blacken?

System 0000007: Maybe… you just haven’t worked hard enough.

Wen Xizhou looked at Jiang Qing—who was approaching with a dark expression—and swallowed. Forget it, I’ll just keep trying.

Note: The master really is an unhinged lunatic. Later on, they’ll both be lunatics. If certain actions make you uncomfortable, please stop reading.

This is a protagonist-growth story, and she has a “beloved-by-all” aura—so mind the warnings.

There will be multiple-people scenes, so scold lightly. Watch how one madwoman drags another person into becoming just as mad in a top-tier push-and-pull.

Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”

Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.

Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:

“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”

The officials wept bitterly:

“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”

But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.

Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.

Chu Yue gave up in frustration:

“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”

The officials:

“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”

Chu Yue:

“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”

The officials:

“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”

Chu Yue:

“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”

Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:

“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”

Chu Yue’s face: ?????

She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.

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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted

Main characters’ perspective:

Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian

Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue

One-sentence summary:

These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.

[The score is low because it has just been opened] [Narcissus] [Transformation] [Lily] [System] [Containment] [Behind the Scenes] [Creation Witch]

Traveling to a world where ghost stories and abnormal creatures are rampant, Su Modie not only becomes a beautiful, fragile, and sickly girl like a porcelain doll, but is also taken in by the salvation organization as an S-level abnormal creature and imprisoned in a steel fortress in the deep sea.

But Su Modie didn't care, because she found that as long as she closed her eyes, those witches condensed by fear, desire and power would open their demon eyes on the other side of the world. They were walking taboos and also puppets dancing on Su Modie's fingertips.

Each witch has a completely different form and ability. Complete tasks, light up the skill tree, and continuously upgrade and evolve.

Beautiful and powerful S-class witches appeared one after another like mushrooms after rain——

"The Witch of Pleasure plunges New York into a lewd abyss?"

"The Dread Devourer ate the Golden Gate Bridge clean?"

"The Slaughter Witch rules the battlefield, weaving nightmares for her enemies with threads of blood?"

"The ruling witch made the organization's top executives betray her and become her loyal servants?"

Alarms on the radio sounded one after another, and the employees were talking about Su Modie's trumpet, some with fear, some with admiration, and some with vigilance, but they would never know that the culprit of all this was that useless and cute girl who was tied with chains and restraints and did nothing every day except act coquettishly and wait for food.

Su Modie said nothing, just buried her face in the pillow and continued to play the simulation game:

"Let's open a new account... I want to try a different evolution path this time."

"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"

Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!

If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"

System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"

System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."

Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"

"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"

- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"

So, what the hell am I now?

And that Star God... will it taste different?

[Transformation, Ten Thousand Worlds, System, Clone, No Male Lead, Lily, Semi-invincible]

System: Are you awake? Congratulations, the operation was successful, and you are now a sweet, soft and cute loli.

Gu Jie: ???

From then on, he became her. Gu Jie, who had originally planned to lie down, was fooled by the awakened system and became a traveler of the Ten Thousand Worlds. After countless years, Gu Jie gave an order, and many of her clones began to swarm up, each of which mastered a character template.

Current character templates: Jingliu (鏡流) - Jing Yuan ♀ (景元) - Tokisaki Kurumi - (Unknown)

Current worlds visited: About My Reincarnation as a Slime - God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - The Last Valkyrie - Fox Spirit Matchmaker - Genshin Impact - ??? (Unknown)

(Author is a pure newcomer, please have mercy.)

[Orange] As soon as I crossed over, I landed in Huang Quan's arms.

The system told me to confess my feelings to Huang Quan.

Am I, Lin Shuang, that kind of person? I'm going to die outside of here—

what, there's a star core in this damn place?

Sorry, I was too loud earlier. Let's talk about marrying Huang Quan.

"Huang Quan, cooperate with me in the ceremony. Don't worry, it's simple."

Even if we get married, it's only because of circumstances. I, Lin Shuang, would never do what that scumbag did!

But marrying the villain from the Black Tower would only make me a pervert, not a scumbag.

Flirting with game characters in the game, going crazy over them—how could I possibly count? How could I know

I was facing a Silver Wolf? Similarly, marrying Xing in the simulated universe was clearly just testing the simulation!

And marrying Liuying in my dream—how could that dream count? I just wanted to give her a complete life.

And...

"Well, keep quibbling. I'm listening."

The white-haired Huang Quan, gripping the hilt of his sword, calmly looked at the sweat-soaked Lin Shuang.

On the ring finger of her left hand, a silver-white ring gleamed with a cold light.

"First, explain to me the meaning of this pair of rings."