Chu Muyao grew up carefree in her sect.

However, the moment she descended the mountain…

Heaven itself wanted to strike her with lightning, the Western Court wanted her dead, and even strange beasts of unknown origin wanted to get involved!

She was just unlucky—did being unlucky really deserve divine punishment!?

“Chu Muyao, let’s see where you can run this time!”

Her senior sisters: “Let go of our junior sister!”

Her cheap master: “Dare not harm my disciple!”

The cold Empress: “Imperial Guards, to me!”

Even the mysterious Demon Sect Mistress shielded her behind her back.

When the villains, after painstaking schemes and struggles, finally reached her—

“Hahaha, Chu Muyao, even if you scream yourself hoarse today, no one will come to save you!”

Yet they saw Chu Muyao standing calmly, unfazed.

“Heavenly thunder, strike her!”

“Hah? Are you so scared you’ve gone stupid—Aaaagh!”

When the villains limped away in defeat and compared notes in secret, they realized…

If she was truly a “disaster star,” then they were nothing but a flock of jinxes themselves!

But too much favor is not always a blessing—

The Demon Sect Mistress shielding her back seemed far more interested in shielding her beneath her…

“Mo He, wait…”

“Why?”

“You’ll wear me out for real!”

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

The charming heartthrob Jiang Qiuyu finds herself transmigrated into a novel as the villainous Demon Lord. A villainess who originally secretly crushes on the male lead while humiliating the female lead at every possible opportunity.

As the Demon Lord, she is both beautiful and powerful, but also cruel and bloodthirsty. She even kidnaps the male and female leads who are both righteous cultivators.

According to the original plot, the Demon Lord falls in love with the male lead at first sight. However, the male lead says he would rather die than obey her. This only angers the Demon Lord into hating the female lead, who holds his heart.

Jiang Qiuyu stares at the stubborn male lead and then at the cold-faced female lead. She waves her sleeve, “Send them both to my room!”

System: I understand. You’re planning to humiliate the male lead in front of the female lead, right?

Then the system watches helplessly as Jiang Qiuyu acts ruthless to the female lead on the surface only to treat her gently in every possible way behind the scenes. Meanwhile, she shows no mercy to the male lead, treating him coldly as she leaves him to suffer in the freezing wind.

System: Lost_in_thought.jpg

Jiang Qiuyu: The original plot never said that love couldn’t be twisted into something pe*verted and obsessive or that hate couldn’t become a dagger hidden in smiles, right?

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Lin Jingwei, with her indifferent and aloof personality, has always been only devoted to cultivation. Even when faced with Jiang Qiuyu’s gorgeous and alluring appearance, she remains unperturbed.

She pretends to be captured, but in fact she coordinates with forces outside and within the palace to destroy the entire Demon Realm.

The plan went perfectly. On the day when the righteous path cultivators stormed in, Jiang Qiuyu, in her beautiful red robes, looked at her with a smile on her face.

Lin Jingwei suddenly felt a pang of anxiety and promised, “I won’t hurt you. However, the Demon Realm….the demons cannot continue indiscriminately killing innocent people.”

Jiang Qiuyu’s fingers caressed Lin Jingwei’s cheek, her voice gentle as she spoke, “It is said that you walk the Path of Ruthlessness, so let me help you one last time.”

Help you achieve enlightenment by killing your wife.

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It is said that Lady Qingheng, Lin Jingwei, the beacon of righteous path cultivators, has been corrupted to the demons’ side. She was once the first to come forward and slay the demons, but now she has turned to their side after the death of the previous Demon Lord.

The girl sitting across from her had a face full of pity as she recounted the tale.

Jiang Qiuyu leaned against the window, her hair loosely falling around her as she responded offhandedly as she responded casually, “Yes, what a shame.”

But what does any of that have to do with me? Charming Heartthrob (Bottom) vs. Indifferent at first, but deeply affectionate later (Top)

[Straightforward, hidden-dark-loyal-puppy disciple × unhinged, paranoid, sickly-beauty master]

[Double female leads, no male lead × slight redemption × double-first-love × HE]

Not slow-burn, mainly romance with subplot.

Wen Xizhou transmigrated into a novel. She never expected that her task would be to make up for the villainess and keep her emotions stable so the world wouldn’t collapse.

Only… who would’ve thought this villainess was also reborn?!

Wen Xizhou: System bro, I’ve worked so hard, so why did she still blacken?

System 0000007: Maybe… you just haven’t worked hard enough.

Wen Xizhou looked at Jiang Qing—who was approaching with a dark expression—and swallowed. Forget it, I’ll just keep trying.

Note: The master really is an unhinged lunatic. Later on, they’ll both be lunatics. If certain actions make you uncomfortable, please stop reading.

This is a protagonist-growth story, and she has a “beloved-by-all” aura—so mind the warnings.

There will be multiple-people scenes, so scold lightly. Watch how one madwoman drags another person into becoming just as mad in a top-tier push-and-pull.

Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”

Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.

Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:

“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”

The officials wept bitterly:

“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”

But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.

Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.

Chu Yue gave up in frustration:

“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”

The officials:

“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”

Chu Yue:

“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”

The officials:

“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”

Chu Yue:

“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”

Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:

“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”

Chu Yue’s face: ?????

She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.

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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted

Main characters’ perspective:

Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian

Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue

One-sentence summary:

These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.

Wei Yunshu constantly toiled for the Cloud Sect.

Yet, those hypocritical individuals called her the Cloud Sovereign in public, fearing and respecting her, but behind her back, they believed her origins were lowly and that she was unfit to rule.

Some wanted to seize her sovereign position, others to strip her immortal bones, and even her Dao Companion, whom she cherished, valued, loved, and respected, wanted her dead.

This was a marriage she had stubbornly insisted upon in the past, and even the heavens were unwilling to grant her fulfilment.

What was owed, would eventually be repaid.

…

That year, Luo Lingfeng walked out of the Luoshui Divine Palace and became the Cloud Sovereign’s consort.

For her, this was not glory, but endless humiliation.

Her original fiancé tore up their engagement because of this, and her usually gentle father turned ruthless.

In this transaction, no one asked for her opinion.

Later, the Luoshui Palace crumbled.

Then she successfully replaced Wei Yunshu, becoming the true leader of the Cloud Sect.

Finally, she watched Wei Yunshu leap into the Abyssal Vortex, her soul scattered.

She thought she would be overjoyed at having avenged her great hatred, but unexpectedly, her heart turned to ashes.

Wei Yunshu told her not to hate, but if she didn’t hate, where would she find meaning in her existence?

…

Three years after her soul clung to vegetation.

Wei Yunshu walked out of the Abyssal Vortex.

From then on, there was no Cloud Sovereign in the world, only a carefree wanderer named Bo Fengliu, riding a donkey and holding a whisk, traveling across the lands.

1. In Misplaced White Moonlight, Chi Yi and Jian Qing went through hardship together in childhood. When they became adults, Chi Yi sought out Jian Qing to repay the kindness, only to have Jian Qing’s biological daughter from her lazy, ignorant adoptive parents impersonate her.

Xie Shaojun is playing the role of this vicious fake.

As the stand-in, Xie Shaojun’s daily routine is: permed bob, heavy makeup. Everyone says she’s a streetwise slacker “big sister” type.

Meanwhile, Chi Yi, eldest daughter of the richest Chi family, is dazzling, intelligent, disciplined, loaded with money — a publicly acknowledged goddess.

Two people who should have nothing to do with each other are brought together by the plot.

For two years, Chi Yi helps Xie Shaojun break bad habits and tutors her so she can get into university. No matter how rebellious Shaojun is, Chi Yi never abandons her. Moved by her unrelenting patience and tenderness, Shaojun falls in love with Chi Yi.

The plot then runs wild: Shaojun works hard to get into Southern University, striving to become the kind of person Chi Yi likes. She even forgets her identity as a “task taker,” and right after graduation, they get a marriage certificate.

Then, one month later, Jian Qing returns from studying abroad.

When the truth comes out, Chi Yi coldly tells Shaojun that all her kindness stemmed from their shared childhood salvation. Even if Shaojun, now an adult, was morally bankrupt, she still would have reached out her hand. Chi Yi looks at Shaojun like a stranger.

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”

In her head, the system says: [A vicious supporting character should act like a vicious supporting character.]

Waking up to reality, Shaojun crosses her legs with zero remorse: “Nope. I’m just jealous of her.”

“You’re beyond saving,” Chi Yi says with disappointment.

Shaojun shrugs carelessly: “Mm. I’m vicious to the bone!”

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2. After the truth of the impersonation spreads, everyone calls Shaojun a marriage scammer, selfish and self-serving. Even her parents, Father Xie and Mother Xie, are utterly disappointed, saying they’ll kick her out.

At this point in the plot, Shaojun is simply waiting for a divorce agreement so she can exit peacefully.

One day, two days, half a month… no divorce papers from Chi Yi.

One day she runs into Chi Yi, who asks, “Regret it?”

Shaojun glances at Jian Qing behind her and smiles lazily at Chi Yi: “Why would I? Baby, seeing you run in circles from my tricks only excites me.”

Chi Yi narrows her eyes, knocks Shaojun’s hand away with force, and the next day they finalize the divorce.

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3. Half a month later, Xie Shaojun dies of cancer — and before her death, she donates a kidney to Jian Qing.

After her death, everyone begins to repent.

But no one knows — she didn’t actually die. She was reborn.

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Bold Warnings:

1. Xie Shaojun did not scam a marriage! The one who truly shared hardships with Chi Yi has always been Shaojun. Chi Yi doesn’t like Jian Qing; she has always loved Shaojun. She’s just bad at saying it. Double first love, HE.

2. This is a foreshadowing-heavy story. If I reveal all the setups from the start, there’s no point in reading. It’s a “crematorium” plot (angst before reconciliation), so there will naturally be a lot of controversy. The author will not be swayed by the comment section — otherwise the fire won’t burn. It’s not pure angst, not pure satisfaction.

No story coaching accepted.

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Tags: Urban, Prestigious Families, Lovers Reunited, Industry Elites, Transmigration

Main POV: Xie Shaojun interacting with Chi Yi

One-line summary: After I died, everyone began to repent (GL)

Theme: No matter what kind of environment you’re in, if you hold onto your bottom line and kindness, you can still make the best of your life.

If you were given a chance to go back to the past, what would you do? "I want to turn this story, which is no longer what we expected, into the most perfect one." - Pure Collapse 3, no male lead, more sugar and less swords

[Double female leads, the heroine only wants to slack off, survive, and save her senior sister; double “ice queens”; early stage has build-up and frustration; later stage both are strong and evenly matched]

This is not a feel-good wish-fulfillment story — if you can’t handle that, back out now. The main focus is the romance line.

[Gentle, intelligent, soft yet sharp-tongued ice queen vs. hot-tempered, world-weary, daring and passionate transmigrated ice queen]

Ji Banxi transmigrated into a novel — and into a “beloved little junior sister” story — with the mission to rescue her love-brained senior sister Shen Baiyu, and also to stop her from turning evil.

She rubbed her forehead, feeling immense pressure and wanting to slack off, but the system tempted her with vast amounts of funding.

Ji Banxi: “I want to slack off… but the system is giving me too much.”

Backed by the system, she probes the pasts of those around her, searching for her own karmic ties. But as the story drifts off course, she discovers that the little group favorite was merely a pawn of the master in the original work, and Shen Baiyu was never really that docile, long-suffering love-brain from the novel.

After helping her senior sister again and again, Ji Banxi starts to feel that something’s off.

“Senior sister, what are you trying to do?”

“Junior sister, you still don’t understand?”

Ji Banxi: ??? Understand what? I wanted you to stop being love-brained about others — not to be love-brained about me!

Faced with her gentle senior sister taking the initiative to fall into her arms — who could refuse? Wait a second! Senior sister, why are you also a “white cut black”*?

But it’s fine — so am I.

Contains angst, read with caution. Shen Baiyu’s road to win back her junior sister is a crematorium-level tragedy.

Based on real situations, loosely fabricated.

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* “White cut black” (白切黑) is a Chinese term meaning someone who appears pure and gentle on the outside but is ruthless or manipulative underneath.

[Dual Female Leads + 1v1 + Sweet Romance + Single Rebirth + HE + Mutual Love]

[Cold and Sickly Master vs. Reborn Scheming Disciple Pretending to be Obedient]

As an elder of the Xuan Ying Sect, Bai Yunshu was as pure and refined as a spring breeze, untouched by worldly desires, dedicating herself to protecting all living beings.

But five hundred years ago, her cultivation was severed and she fell, her body taken and her soul wandering through the six realms in search of that one soul she cherished. She regretted never confessing her feelings, regretted living on alone.

Five hundred years later, they met again. Her heart had long since turned to obsession. She schemed with her own body as bait, feeding the fish she raised, all just to tie the other person to her side. Possessive, controlling, coaxing and deceiving—she guided her once-disciple step by step into her trap.

…After being reborn, Wei Ningzhu took the name Yin Huan and disguised herself as a weak, harmless little junior. Watching her increasingly dangerous master, she felt a chill in her heart and forced an awkward smile.

“I don’t want revenge anymore. Do you think I still have time to run?”

The chain behind her tightened, and a smiling voice came from right behind her.

“Lie! Be good, disciple, don’t make a sound.”

Now that you’ve delivered yourself to my door, do you think I’ll let you run away?

Wei Ningzhu was naturally rebellious, and when she truly couldn’t stand it anymore, she seized an opportunity to escape. Who would have thought her sickly master would go red-eyed in pursuit—grabbing, coaxing, and finally blackening completely to drag her back!

Huddled under the quilt, Wei Ningzhu accepted her fate. Forget it, she realized—this woman had gone mad five hundred years ago.

By day, she was the gentle and graceful Ying Feng Immortal Lord, admired by thousands.

By night, she smiled like a phantom, speaking with her disciple through the long hours, exchanging cultivation insights and heart-to-heart confessions.

“Good disciple, I beg you… don’t ever leave your master again…”