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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

[Grace of Slaanesh] [Blessing of Khorne] [Mercy of Nurgle] ​​[Revelation of Tzeentch] Crowned with the halo of the Chosen One of the Four Evil Gods of the Warp, Ashe stands tall upon the earth. ...But who can tell him what this cheat code is? [Pink Book] [Talents: Charm/Clairvoyance/Invisibility/Hypnosis/Time Stop/World Modulation] "Very good, it seems I should pledge my loyalty to Slaanesh first!"

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Lin Xi spent 14 years at this family and never did figure out why she had always been mistreated.

She finally learned that she was living in a cliché novel with radical moral standards.

Her mother was the female lead and her “father” was the male lead. Before the male lead fell in love with the female lead, he had belittled and was abusive to her in all sorts of ways. He even offered her up to others and, finally, the female lead had intimate relationship with a strange man.

The male lead fell head over heel in love with the female lead after that and expressed that he did not mind the child. Nevertheless, the existence of said child was a like a thorn in male and female leads’s hearts and it reminded them of their past constantly.

Unfortunately, Lin Xi was this child that should never had been born.

In the extra, Lin Xi tried to set up her sister out of envy but it backfired on herself and she ended up strangled. The male lead was able to locate the man who had intimacy with the female lead and ruined both his reputation and family fortune.

After 10 seconds of hesitation, Lin Xi decided to leave the family where she was not loved and go live with her own father.

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[1] When they first met, Gu Shao looked at the dirty girl with a foolish smile with resentment in his eyes.

Gu Shao: What’s your name?

Lin Xi: Lin Xi. No, I mean Gu Xi. Gu as in Gu Shao. Xi as in milkshake.

Gu Shao: … …

Lin Xi: Dad, if you will raise me till I am of age. I promise I will be around at your deathbed and buy you the best plot there are.

Gu Shao: … …

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Clarifications:

1. Real father. Father is an elite in electronics and very mighty.

2. Female lead is a valedictorian

3. Female lead’s original name is Gu Xi. She became Gu Xi after her father recognized her. Xi as in treasured/beloved.

4. There is a male lead, but romance line will not begin until after female lead is of age.

I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm

Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System.

Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them(Kill), and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!”

Crowd: “???”

Is this guy a Living Yama alive!???

Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?”

Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.”

Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!”

Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”

The female General Tuoba Yan was chosen by the emperor in the northwest and summoned to the capital to serve as his queen. She spent the first half of her life on the battlefield to protect her home and the country but was mu*dered by the women in harem secretly.

Originally, she thought that it was a farewell to the world, but General Tuoba’s consciousness occupied the body of the suicidal girl Tuoba Yan.

And, to complete Tuoba Yan’s last wish, she chose to step into the entertainment circle as a martial arts substitute and fight all the way up, swearing to never falter!

The female lead binds with an entertainment system and arrives on Blue Star. Using the system’s vast resources—including unique music, brilliant film and television scripts, and moving novels—she shines brightly in the entertainment industry of Blue Star. Rising quickly from obscurity, she overcomes countless obstacles, breaks through tradition, and becomes a dazzling star in the entertainment world, rewriting the landscape of Blue Star’s entertainment scene.

To save her life, Qiao Yu slept with the newly-coming heroine. To curry her favor, Qiao Yu then offended her CEO aunt, a wildly popular actress, and a powerful and influential female tycoon in Beijing. And then—she promptly devolved into a frail, helpless omega. Qiao Yu: This is outrageous. [-Private.] Weibo @一辫细腰 Follow-up post: "Crazy [Quick Transmigration]" A collection copy—"Stop fighting for me! You won't get anyone killed!"

[No CP, Female-Oriented – Fan Site Master / Director – Novel Within a Novel]

Synopsis 1:

To escape a time-space pursuer, the system urgently transports Chen Mo to an A-level world.

Good news: I’ve been to this world before.

Bad news: The timeline this time is wrong!

The Chen family has gone bankrupt, her parents are dead, and she’s buried under tens of millions in debt—a catastrophic starting point.

Chen Mo thinks, might as well go back to what she's good at.

Making games, writing scripts, filming movies...

Rumors in the industry say:

No artist Director Mo wants to promote has ever failed to become famous.

And among the most famous, the top ones are definitely Wind.

Wind and Chen Mo—

They're like a flock of birds with broken wings meeting an injured snow leopard: they instantly click, becoming the most in-sync partners in the Chinese entertainment industry, rising to fame and power together.

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Synopsis 2:

When people discovered that Chen Mo was Wind's diehard, ride-or-die fan and “site master” who helped him go viral, netizens also dug up that she was an outstanding young game producer—with titles like "Thoroughbred" and "Sword Spirit" already under her belt.

When people found out that Chen Mo was also the mysterious "momo" who wrote songs and stories online, they uncovered yet again that she had already become a prominent young director in Huaguo, with representative works like "Eternal Drift" and "By Imperial Decree: Debut Group".

Netizens:

Huh? So Chen Mo… made her own games, trained her own actors, wrote her own scripts, and directed her own dramas too??

Weibo: Luo Xiaopai 55 Pre-collection: "Dating the Ex After Breaking Up" and "Becoming the Heroine of a Dog-blood Niangdao Novel". My dear friends, take a look at it~ The text of this article: Shen Xian died suddenly due to an accident and traveled through time to an old ABO sad novel. She became the scumbag in the book who made her father have a stroke, her mother swallow medicine, and her wife divorced. Her daughter was afraid of her, her wife was afraid of her, and even her aunts and uncles had to take a detour when they saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was entangled with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and asked Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. The male protagonist Lu Jianbai in the original book was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, the scumbag. The two sent Shen Xian, who was blackmailing and asking for money, to jail. Shen Xian held his forehead and thought: She doesn't want to be such a scumbag! Fortunately, she still has a system following her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book plot: A friendly conversation with the daughter will be rewarded with 50 yuan; A walk with the father downstairs will be rewarded with 100 yuan; A reward of 100 yuan will be given for picking up the daughter from kindergarten; With the money obtained from completing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company, but in a short period of time, the company made its mark in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter also kept changing their views on Shen Xian... Mini-theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mommy, Mommy, there are several beautiful young ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised an eyebrow and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Oh, my dear, I was wrong, they all only