Well, to be honest, how could someone like me, who has been away from the entertainment industry for many years, possibly be the savior of Chinese entertainment?

My fan group has almost completely lost its members, so how could I possibly have so many industry leaders as my fans?

As for online novel masters, composers, literary giants, top screenwriters, genius poets, and so on, those are all nonsense.

Besides, I'm disfigured, so how could all those goddesses in the entertainment industry, both domestic and international, possibly like me?

Even novels wouldn't dare to write something like this!

One second they were talking about the darkness of magical girls, and the next second they were dragged into a mirror.

What do you mean by saying magical girls actually exist?

Wait... wait a minute, haha, I was just kidding. Magical girls are definitely companions of hope and light.

Look, there aren't even any familiars. It's definitely going to be a heartwarming and healing story.

Captured by official authorities, a narrow defeat!

Don't panic if you're attacked at night by hostile forces!

The sky has a hole in it, no big deal!

—Wait a minute, aren't there going to be a lot of unexpected things happening?

Is there nothing good to do when you step into the magical world?

What do you mean by my perception of magic turning into my sense of smell?

(suck)

Sister, you smell so good.

...

Bai Yue finally awakened her magic at the age of eighteen.

There are no strange mascots, and no demon kings who want to rule the world.

However, magic, which remains outside the public eye, is not popular.

A vow waving and being chanted, eyes gradually losing their sight, blood overflowing from wounds...

Is the condition for activating magic a contract or a price?

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

“Dad, Mom, I’m home. Open the door.”

“Coming.”

“Huh? Who is this?”

“This is my school’s counselor,” Xu Pingan introduced.

Xu Mama was slightly stunned, then, without waiting for her son to finish, she immediately politely extended her hand, “Hello, teacher.”

“And she’s also your good daughter-in-law who was lost for many years,” Xu Pingan added, looking at his mother who was eager to shake hands.

The next second, Xu Mama’s expression instantly froze…

“Come, daughter! Quickly come in!”

Xu Mama grabbed Pei Hongzhuang’s slender, soft hand and greeted her warmly.

This eldest son, he really has potential!

PS: This article has an excessively high sugar content. Single individuals should read with caution and always have insulin ready.

A game that caused him to lose his lover, an accident without warning, Grimm traveled to the story of Berserk, and became twin brothers with Guts. Just as he was thinking about whether he could rewrite the sad direction of this story, the cause and effect of the wheel of fate had already been determined.

[Warm Tips: This book is a male-oriented dual-male protagonist novel, Berserk/Mount and Blade, using the story flow style to create a relatively realistic medieval dark age in the early stage, trying to maintain the style and direction of the original work, with a growing male protagonist, and a story line based on the Western fantasy system in the later stage. Friends who have not read Berserk can also understand it. ]

Here you'll find the most dangerous missions and the most lucrative rewards.

The next second could be the end of life, an abyss of no return, or it could be the end of becoming a god, standing at the top of all living beings!

When Yun Xiao's soul flew to the sky after his death, he was shocked to find that the vast world where he had lived for sixteen years was shaped like a tomb! Under the tomb was an ancient bronze coffin, as big as the sea, with demonic energy surging. The land was a pile of yellow soil on the coffin, and billions of living people were multiplying in the tomb! There was an immortal corpse in the giant coffin, with eyes like the underworld, mouth like the Yellow Spring, hair like a blue dragon, and body like millions of mountains. I don't know which immortal god is sleeping here forever!

The young man's wronged soul is immortal, and he escaped into the immortal corpse to be reborn. He used the pillar of the world as a sword and the floating continent as a talisman. He killed his way through the immortal road with one man and one coffin, and passed through the heaven to prove the truth!

[Aquaman wants pure love + Ran who admits she is a green tea is definitely a good sister]

The morning star finally fell, the former angel, now fallen from heaven!

Cyber ​​Greedy descends on Conan, transforms into a firefly among flowers, draws love from the flowers; transforms into Heisei Moriarty + outlaw, draws murderous intent.

Based on this, gradually master the concepts of murderous intent and love.

Ability obtained:

[Void! ]

[Transformation! ]

[Escape from fate! ]

The night I was born, I saw a strange vision of a lucky beast. The fortune teller said that I was born with a noble destiny and was blessed with fortune, and would achieve great things in the future.

But when I was twelve, something unexpected happened that left me plagued by misfortunes and constant illness. To survive, I went to worship my ancestors and pray for their blessings, but I unexpectedly visited the wrong grave...

At night, a man with nine tails following him, who looked like a banished immortal, broke into my dream. He said that there would be a price to pay for visiting the wrong grave.

"What's the price?"

"The grace of saving my life should be repaid with my own body."