A cool story about a sword-cultivating male god who becomes a host and then slaps and abuses the scumbag

Xuan Yuan, a big shot in the cultivation world, is preparing to ascend to become an immortal. Who knows that he ascended wrongly and accidentally hit the main god space and became the host bound by system 0617!

Xuan Yuan, who is not controlled by the main god, began his journey of traveling through thousands of worlds.

The legitimate son who ended up tragically in the story of the bastard traveling through time, the substitute of the "deeply affectionate and loyal" emperor, the villain senior brother in the story of the younger junior brother counterattacking, the gentle male supporting role in the story of the president's heartbreaking, the son of a noble family abandoned by the woman who traveled through time, the young general who died due to being framed, the ex-boyfriend of Bai Yueguang... He traveled through time and space and became a tragic and miserable person, and began to abuse and slap the scumbag.

From then on, every world Xuan Yuan walked through... collapsed.

This is a story about a man with great power who becomes the host and travels through different worlds! ! !

pass: Although the protagonist was once a sword cultivator, he will no longer practice cultivation, which means that there will be no detailed description of upgrading and fighting monsters. It is not an orthodox cultivation story.

A refreshing story, slapping the face and abusing the scum, I don’t know if it’s Su or not~(≧▽≦)/~

The characters in the plot have emotional scenes, and the single-arrow protagonist may have it.

After Chen Xiao traveled through time, he found himself a newcomer in the company's advertising department.

The leader asked him to shoot a diamond advertisement.

Originally, Chen Xiao was going to find a way to fool around.

But at this time, the system was activated! Chen Xiao directly obtained the master-level directing skills and the complete script of "Titanic"!

Diamond Company: I just asked you to shoot an advertisement, but you made it into a romantic movie? !

Ministry of Culture: Please help me shoot a drama promotional film, and your "Farewell My Concubine" directly amazed the world? !

Ministry of Science and Technology: I asked you to show the humanity of scientific and technological personnel, and you shot "Interstellar" to reap the global box office? !

But the audience was furious:

"The main character is dead, the main character is dead, except for the main character, everyone is dead!"

"Who bought the trending search for 'Farewell My Concubine, the sweetest drama in the world'? I watched it on New Year's Eve, what a deed!"

"You ripped off the cartoon too? Not even the children, Chen Daodao, are you still a human being!"

"Don't you feel guilty? Your money, your award, your company and base are all our tears!"

"The new movie will be released during the Spring Festival?! Big brother, I'm honest, please let me go!"

...

(Later, "Kung Fu", set up a company to shoot "The Truman Show", and also produced "The Magic Chef Xiao Fugui" and "Home with Kids", etc.)

In the fantasy world where martial arts is respected, Qin Yu opened his eyes. "Are you afraid that your martial arts will be abandoned, so you make a fuss about breaking through on your own?" Qin Yu sighed helplessly: "I also want to work hard, but the system doesn't allow it!"

"Take it, here's your salary for this week."

After raising her hand and handing over a small bag, the cross-legged woman behind the desk casually checked the small book, then waved her head away and said:

"Remember to file your own taxes...next!"

"etc!"

After pouring out the coins from the small bag, Li Ang looked at the eight large and one small coins in his palm, a total of nine dirty coins. Li Ang couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, wishing he could rush over to fight her to the death on the spot.

"Damn it! I just defeated the evil god who wanted to invade the world this Tuesday! You bastard, you actually want to deduct the salary of the savior?"

After traveling through time and space and becoming a small fry who takes care of the eldest daughter of the Duke's family, the first thing he did was to watch his own eldest daughter offend the protagonist because of her own death, causing himself to become cannon fodder? Jupiter was numb.

Special training! If you don't exercise ten kilometers today, you are not allowed to eat! Ten years later, the villain eldest daughter was successfully trained.

It's just a little different from what he thought. "That little princess just winked at you, right? I'll go and settle the score with her...

Xu Qiu, who was revered as a national doctor and a medical saint in his previous life, traveled through time and space to become an ordinary little doctor.

What he didn't expect was that he was rejected by three hospitals in a row when he started looking for a job.

On the way to the next hospital, he suddenly suffered from acute appendicitis and was forced to lie in the operating room.

Just when Xu Qiu thought he was unlucky enough, the surgeon suddenly fainted in the middle of the operation!

What bad luck!

There's no other way! Do it yourself!

Xu Qiu sighed secretly, and then took the scalpel from the nurse.

Opening the surgery, selecting the incision, exploring the lesion, radical resection, hemostasis, suturing... a series of operations, as smooth as flowing water, shocked the nurses and doctors watching!

...

After that, from tendon adhesion, to replantation of severed fingers, to deep into the hand without anyone to guide.

From removing the lower spinal cord tumor to extending the scalpel to the life center brainstem listed as a restricted area. From heart repair to the ultimate targeted resection of functional lesions...

Xu Qiu surpassed himself in his previous life step by step.

He said that he was a good doctor in his previous life, and he still wanted to be a good doctor in this life!

After Lin Chen traveled through time, he became a eunuch at the beginning, and it was a direct ending?

He also had a grudge against the current empress for exterminating her family?

Angry, frustrated, desperate...

At this moment, Lin Chen looked ashen.

At this moment, a mechanical sound rang in Lin Chen's ears.

[Ding! The strongest sign-in system is activated! ]

[Ding! Sign-in to the Imperial Palace Sutra Pavilion is successful! Reward: Ancient Double Pupil + Heaven Devouring Demon Body]

[Ding! Sign-in to the Imperial Mausoleum is successful! Reward: Dragon Whip! ]

[Aquaman wants pure love + Ran who admits she is a green tea is definitely a good sister]

The morning star finally fell, the former angel, now fallen from heaven!

Cyber ​​Greedy descends on Conan, transforms into a firefly among flowers, draws love from the flowers; transforms into Heisei Moriarty + outlaw, draws murderous intent.

Based on this, gradually master the concepts of murderous intent and love.

Ability obtained:

[Void! ]

[Transformation! ]

[Escape from fate! ]

Zhao Mu traveled through the Jin Dynasty and gained the ability to rejuvenate. At the end of each life, he could return to youth and live forever.

I served as an official in the Jiaofangsi for fifty years. I watched the courtesans dancing and saw all the beauties in the world.

I experienced the change of dynasties, watched wise rulers rule the world, and foolish rulers make chaos, and wandered the rivers and lakes with a generation of demon queens.

I sat in the cold abyss for three thousand years, turned into a stone statue in a ruined temple, and showed my holiness in front of people.

I am immortal in history, consumed the gods of the world, died in the underworld, and finally ascended to heaven at the end of time.

…

Death in the rivers and lakes in ten years!

The officialdom will be destroyed in a hundred years!

The country will be cut off for a thousand years!

The divine path will collapse for eternity!

My endless life proves that time is the most invincible existence in this world.

In the underworld, evil spirits are in power and ghosts are rampant.

At the beginning, I accept a fairy reincarnation as my disciple. I don’t know how to practice? My disciple will teach me. The enemy is too strong? My disciple will help me fight. No one wants to be the emperor of the underworld? My disciple insists that I take the position!

[Recruiting disciples] + [Humorous complaints] + [Winning by lying down]