Ruo Xiaoxi is a stunningly beautiful and adorable vampire princess. In order to maintain her daily blood supply, she’s forced to become emotionally involved with various girls.
“Can getting a meal be considered green tea behavior? Who’s the real s*umbag here?!”
“I just want to give every girl a warm little nest (blushes).”
…
“Shameless little b*tch! Stop right there!”
“What?! Let go of me! Who are you? I don’t know you!”
“Now that you’re in a dress, you don’t recognize me?! Let’s see you run now!”
Click!
The locked handcuffs bound them together, and Ruo Xiaoxi’s face gradually paled.
She knew her retribution had arrived.
The first rule of the Bai family's scumbag rules: Never be hypocritical; always reciprocate with sincerity. A wolf's heart will only earn you a dog's lungs. The second rule: Always take the initiative and never be a simp. In ancient times, ancestors would knock out passing girls, carry them home, and have countless descendants, while the honest neighbor who diligently helped with the farm every day was childless. ...This is the story of a scumbag living in a crossover anime world. By the way, are mentally challenged demons protected by law?
The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?
In the lines of pain and tragedy, who can deny the gray past? In the paradox of time and logic, who has stolen the power? The game of chess, with its changing hands, guides all the dramas; the world is shrouded in the fear called coincidence, countless choices drifting towards the same fate. I wither in eternity, humming softly under the protection of civilization; I tell a colossal lie, causing the blood of the gods to fall from the sky to the sea. The Key of God, the Herrscher, the Stigmata, the Honkai… “The so-called gifts are all secretly priced, Otto Apocalypse.” “You’re right, but my creditor… will not appear.” P.S.: The synopsis is just a pretense of seriousness. This book is also known as *Kaslana: N Green Houses*, *Sirin, I’m Your Dad*, *Granddaughters Are for Being Scammed*, and *The Former Civilization Auntie Suppresses Me*…
(Slightly private)
In this fantastical world, Chen Yuan experiences a unique journey. Unlike others, whose souls travel through bodies, Chen Yuan's fate unfolds in an unprecedented way—he becomes a symbiote, accompanied by a mysterious device called the Symbiote Simulator. On this extraordinary path, Chen Yuan reluctantly begins his journey through simulations...
In a corner of the collapsed world, he was revered as the Great God by Aponia, Mobius was curious about him and eager to uncover his secrets, Seele held him in deep reverence, and Yulan Dell easily fell for his deception. As for Rita, Chen Yuan firmly stated that nothing had ever happened between them...
After countless challenges and adventures, Chen Yuan finally broke through the crumbling world. At that moment, looking at the lovely girls who surrounded him with smiles on their faces, he couldn't help but feel a complex emotion.
Immortality + Empress + Righteousness turned villain + Invincibility + Stunning Master
. Yun Qingwan, the stunning Empress of the Tianxuan Sect's Yunxia Peak.
Ye Feng, due to his exceptional natural beauty and possessing a Chaos Body, was accepted as her sole disciple.
Although Yun Qingwan cared deeply for her only disciple, Ye Feng's heart held not only a beautiful master but also a yearning and pursuit for immortality.
"The battles between the world's geniuses are so spectacular, and the glances of beauties are so endearing."
"But even so, immortality is my only true goal!"
[Starry Sky Railway + Simulation + Mission + Rescue + Regret + Sweet Daily Life + No Licking]
After many twists and turns, Fan Mu came to a brand new world and started his first simulation.
The simulation was successful, ending his miserable life. He resolved the guilt he had been feeling towards the system. He was tired, so he let the system delete his memory.
But I never thought that an old Six Star God would record all of this!
Kafka (End): The peach blossoms bloom year after year, the willows wither time and time again, the newly born swallows start their families, big brother, when did a layer of sad film appear between us?
Why can't I wait for you this time?
Xier (End): I have long been accustomed to standing by your side, so accustomed to it that I have overlooked that there are some things I should have said to you a long time ago.
Big brother...can you really treat me as your brother?
Fu Xuan (End): Flowing water, flying birds, journeys, the ancients used Chinese characters to calculate the unknown, to calculate thousands of miles, to calculate a year and a month, but they could not calculate the distance in people's hearts.
If I could start over again, I would be willing to quit my position as fortune teller just to be with you!
Firefly (End): I have never won anything in my life
Well, not entirely.
After all, I have won the admiration of a warm young man
[If you think Xi'er and Fu Xuan's scenes are bad, I also think they're just average, so you can skip to Liuying, which I personally think is pretty good.]
[Villain who travels through the book + alternative voice + spiritual resurrection + funny]
Wang Xing traveled through the book and at the beginning he tore the mouth of the crooked-mouthed dragon king, and stir-fried bamboo shoots, pork and sausage. The dragon king said it was delicious after eating it.
Ding! Your villain system has been activated! Make the hero angry or the heroine hate him to become stronger.
Wang Xing: "What? The hero's stunning stepmother fell in love with me? Then help me torture the heroine."
"What? The male protagonist wants to kill me? Stepmother Qingcheng, come and protect him!"
"What? The heroine actually wants to fall in love with the hero? Just torture her a little more."
"What? The sun rises from the east today? Then let's torture the heroine!"
......
A few years later, Wang Xing held his stepmother Qingcheng in his arms and earnestly instructed the Crooked Mouth Dragon King:
"Good boy, listen to my advice. Women are devils. You are too inexperienced to control them! I have a book of sunflower magic skills for you to practice. It can help you defeat the devil and become a Buddha!"
Main characters: Wang Xing,
The protagonist, Lin Rin was transmigrated into a fantasy harem-genred novel, originally written by his sister, which he criticized as ‘tr*sh’ during his previous life.
He is now Gur Fenix, a villain who would become the biggest evil man on the entire continent in the story. However, after he replaced this character’s identity, the name Gur had become Rin, and the appearance somehow was also his original appearance.
As everyone knows, without talent and ability, you simply can't survive in the world of crossover anime! Every day you either encounter academic geniuses who easily get perfect scores or "ordinary" high school students with billions in assets; bestselling authors and national idols are constantly blocking your door; musical geniuses are as common as stray dogs on the street! How are ordinary people supposed to live in a world like this?! "Oh, I'm not an ordinary person either? Never mind then!" Although she didn't have a system to help her, Sakura Koji was born with a family background, talent, good looks, and parents that other protagonists could only dream of. The only problem… “What’s with being born with a debuff? Will I even live to be 20?” “There are so many geniuses in crossover anime, why is everyone targeting me?!” He looked at the constantly appearing Yamada Ryo, Hoshino Ai, Kawaharaki Momoka, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Sakurajima Mai with disdain, “Hmph, looking at you is less appealing than looking in a mirror.” “Hmm? Contacting them can cure my illness? Then I have to go!” “You know, I don’t subjectively want to be a scumbag, but objectively, that might be the case.” “A love triangle, huh? That’s a bit dangerous. I wonder if crossdressing and using an alternate account could help me share some of the burden.” “I super, super, super love my XX girlfriends?”