Transmigrated to another world and turned into a tentacle monster, Mu Xiaoxiao stared at the heroine in front of him—curled up in the corner, trembling, about to fall into the hands of some scumbag—and fell into deep thought.

As a tentacle monster… should I be joining in?

Hearing the scumbag’s wild and perverted laughter, he let out a sigh—and lashed out with a tentacle.

"Minotaur bastard, drop dead—!"

A tentacle monster, yet acting like some kind of pure-hearted battle god?

No way a tentacle monster like this should be so damn popular!

“Mu-kun…”

Seeing the heroines clinging tightly to his tentacles, refusing to let go, Mu Xiaoxiao felt… deeply troubled.

My brother’s phone is full of magical girl manga—guess he’s really hit puberty, huh? As his little sister, I can understand that he might keep a rare, priceless magical girl costume hidden in his closet. A special quirk of his, right? Sure, as his sister, I can accept that.

But when my brother actually transformed into an evil magical girl and showed up on the battlefield… that, I couldn’t understand at all! Just when did my silly brother fall to the dark side?!

In the previous life, I was ridden by the female disciples of the masters of the heavens.

Give me a chance, I will not accept disciples in this life, I want to be single.

As a result...

The eldest disciple [Future Demon Lord of the Heavens] is online

. The second disciple [Future Queen of the Underworld], the third disciple [Future Eternal Empress], and the fourth disciple [Future Dragon Princess Immortal Lord] are on their way to become disciples...

The fifth disciple [Luantian Fox Lady] is going back in time...

Can't hide, want to change by turning into a useless disciple...

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

> "Rod, remember this: the prettier the woman, the better she is at lying."

"It's fine, Mom. That's exactly my type."

"???"

◇◇◇

After transmigrating into the Type-Moon universe, he became Beast VI — a Beast defined as the Revelation of the Power to Kill.

Rod once believed that as long as he avoided responsibility and indulged in wine and women, he could certainly escape the fate of the appearance of Human Evil.

But in the end, events spiraled far beyond his expectations.

One by one, the female heroic spirits around him were corrupted by him and turned into Alters...

Lin Xiao, who was cultivating feelings with his eldest sister-in-law, traveled through time inexplicably.

He traveled to the world of the comprehensive anime, and started by saving the designed hydrangea.

After saving people, the system, a must-have golden finger for travelers, arrived late.

As long as you intercept those evil male protagonists in the original drama, you can get life points and various rewards.

As long as you intercept enough, longevity is not a dream.

In order to live forever and to save those poor female protagonists, Lin Xiao continued to rush on the road of interception.

A few years later, looking back, I realized that a group of beautiful women had gathered around me without knowing it.

Purple Palace Natsuye: Lin Xiaojun, duel with me, the loser will...

Chiba Yuki: Onii-chan, Yuki still doesn't understand this knowledge point, can you help Yuki make up for it?

Nanao Akane: Lin Xiaojun, do you like this dress?

Huang Ye, who traveled to an unknown space, was assassinated by a maidservant at the beginning. The person behind the scenes was mysterious. In order to break the killing situation, Huang Ye began to save himself. The martial arts secret book he accidentally got turned out to be the Jade Girl Heart Sutra. In desperation, he could only practice the martial arts in reverse. By accident, he actually cultivated the dual cultivation of immortality, and the martial arts could also improve the physique of mortals. After the transformation, Huang Ye did not choose to fight alone, but used the martial arts to establish the smallest sect in history, constantly absorbing various beauties to join the sect, including maidservants, female teachers, jade sisters, loli, twin female ghosts, green and white snake demons, witches, female killers, nuns...

A unique way of cultivating immortals, unprecedented abilities, unpredictable plots, a combination of technology and fantasy, welcome to this magical world.

In the Shun Dynasty, a rebellion unfolds.

It isn’t until Chu Yan leads a massive northern expedition, surrounding the capital with an army of 200,000, that he suddenly realizes—this world is actually Dream of the Red Chamber!

Jia Yuanchun has just been made a concubine in the palace. Lin Daiyu remains secluded in the boudoir, awaiting her fate. Xue Baochai and the three Chun sisters have only recently moved into the Grand View Garden.

Li Wan is widowed and living in quiet mourning, Miaoyu resides in the secluded Bamboo Lodge, while Wang Xifeng, Zijuan, Qingwen, Ping'er, and Xiangling—

The Twelve Beauties of Jinling are all in the prime of their youth, each charming in her own way.

Upon capturing the capital, Chu Yan ascends the throne and swiftly issues an imperial edict:

All female relatives of the disgraced Jia, Lin, Xue, and Shi families are to be sent to the inner palace.

Power and beauty—he wants them all.

…

That very night, the Twelve Beauties of Jinling appears before him.

Hit head-on by a truck that fell from the sky, Anxiu was bound to the gigolo system. As long as he lay down and ate gigolos, he could get points to use the various functions of the system.

Alas, is there a possibility that I can use the system's functions to create various clones and then eat my own gigolo?

Seele, Makima, Izayoi, Tokisaki Kurumi, Meili, Yae Kasumi, Jibril...

[Elbow Art World]

"What a boring battle. I will probably forget you soon."

Looking at the girl in front of him who was surrounded by a black and red terrifying aura and was more cursed than himself, the King of Curses, Sukutan opened his mouth and said, "I'm sorry that I couldn't let Seele-sama use her full strength."

[JOJO World]

Jotaro looked solemnly at the silver-haired maid holding a flying knife in front of him.

"The ability of this stand is... to control time?! Who are you!"

[Suqing World]

Looking at Meli beside Anxiu and Altria holding the Holy Spear, and then looking at the pit goddess beside him, Sato Kazuma felt his brain trembling...

"Qikexiu, they are both reincarnated, why is there such a big difference!"

(Semi-behind-the-scenes, invincible article, mainly about the protagonist's enjoyment of the clone's hard work, those who want to see the protagonist fighting personally at every turn should be careful)

[Doujin, Harem, Romance Slice-of-Life]

At Chiba Municipal Sobu High School, an anonymous forum has long circulated a particular rumor:

Asakura Yuu, from Class 2-F—athletically gifted, academically brilliant—is actually a total scumbag who loves to toy with innocent girls’ feelings.

They say he keeps ambiguous relationships with countless beautiful girls, yet never officially dates any of them.

——

Lately, however, this infamous “center of attention” has been feeling a bit troubled.

He’s starting to realize that managing affection levels from multiple girls is no easy feat.

Too close, and they get the wrong idea.

Too distant, and they get hurt.

Once you're dating, the jealousy is intense.

They want special treatment.

They want him to be kind only to them.

…Especially now that the number of girls in his harem has hit double digits.

——

References/Inspiration from:

My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Is This a Zombie?, To LOVE-Ru, and more to come...