Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Shinjiro was transported to the world of Bleach, becoming a human without spiritual power, unable to even defeat an ordinary Hollow. Fortunately, he obtained the [Life Simulation System], allowing him to experience the lives of different girls, change their life trajectories, increase their affection, and obtain rewards. He thought that since it was a simulated world, he could save girls but not take responsibility, and he was just a legend. But unexpectedly, one day, they all came knocking on his door? Rukia grabbed Shinjiro's collar, her little boots stomping on his chest, "Bastard! You've lied to me for so many years, and you think you can just walk away?" Retsu Unohana smiled and drew her sword: "How's your swordsmanship improving?" Rangiku Matsumoto squinted, "You used to say you only loved me, what's with these people now?" She glanced at Momo Hinamori, Soi Fon, and Ori Inoue behind her...

My name is Kira Nanami, I'm 33 years old, a graduate of Tokyo Jujutsu High School, and single. I currently work for a regular company and exorcise eight curses every day before going home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little alcohol. Before bed, I always drink a glass of warm milk, then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises, and fall asleep immediately. I never leave stress and fatigue for the next day; even Sukuna says I'm perfectly normal. I go to bed at 11 PM and get a full eight hours of sleep every night. Anything that affects my sleep quality is my enemy. Therefore, overtime is bullshit. Book club: 61 [Kill the Pigeon]

Traveling through Douluo Continent...

No memory at all.

But don't panic, at least she's still alive and healthy.

Then pick up a childhood sweetheart as your fiancé.

But she really only wanted to pick up a childhood sweetheart; she didn't tell her that she also had a childhood sweetheart along with him.

How did you become the group's favorite by accident?

On how to become "Douluo Dalu Raising Diary".

[Minor Illness][Multiple Female Leads][Strong Female Lead][Dual Civilizations] "My friend, your abilities will be a great lure, so I need you to achieve my goals. Similarly, this will help us develop our own weapon," Otto said. Zhong Li Mo silently agreed to Otto's proposal, thus sowing the seeds of her own downfall. "Sister... what are you going to do to my husband?!" "I won't let you disappear again... you will be by my side forever." "You mean our husband, whom we've waited fifty thousand years for, has been stolen by a bunch of paramecia?"

Standing before you are: the bard of Westeros, the court musician of the Seven Kingdoms, the battlefield singer, the singer of the Seven Gods, the adventurer of the entire map, the magic prophet, the information peddler... ahem—and of course, in the past, there were also: the vulgar harpist of the Peach Inn, the doggerel poet of Blacksmith Street, the jester of the Red Keep, the wandering singer of the King's Road, the soul singer of the Brotherhood... [After sunrise, flip a gold dragon coin] [Heads up, receive four pieces of information] [Tails up, receive a random poem] […] What, my ultimate goal? — Fame? A golden dragon? A title? A noblewoman's love? ... Damn it! I just want to improve, to "survive"! P.S. This book is also known as: Soul Transmigration is Soul Transmigration, what the hell is Seven-String Tom?!

I initially thought this was just a typical urban fantasy novel world... drawing comics and traveling would be nice. But tell me, what's with this magician named "Emiya Kiritsugu" jumping in my face? Who changed the setting? [This book updates daily at 5 PM (5 PM). Five chapters daily (2 regular chapters + 3 bonus chapters) [Currently included titles: F/Z, F/SN, Carnival Phantasm, The Emiya Family Menu, Imperial Capital Grail Wars, FLA, Lord El-Melloi II Case Files, FGO, FE, Blue Silver, etc.] [Other titles include: JOJO's Bizarre Adventure, Code Geass, Persona 5, Attack on Titan, Bleach] [Upcoming titles include: FGO, FE series, FA, FSF, Magical Girl Illya, etc.]

Yin Ziyu traveled through time and space to become the younger brother of Emperor Yi, the uncle of Emperor Xin, and Bigan, a man with a mind full of seven orifices!

Facing Emperor Yi's entrustment and the impending Conferred Gods, Yin Ziyu enters the Dao with his seven-orifice exquisite mind, tempering his heart with countless calamities. Nothing exists outside the mind, the Dao resides in the spiritual platform. A single thought encompasses three thousand worlds, and conscience is the Heavenly Sword!

Use your heart to see through the essence, use the essence to come up with a conspiracy, the saint's catastrophe, achieve the heart of Yin Ziyu!

[The First Emperor, Unifying the World Under Heaven][By the Mandate of Heaven, May His Reign Be Long and Prosperous][Cai'er, Childhood Sweetheart]

Yan Qianqiu travels to the Holy Demon Continent.

He was diagnosed with full innate spiritual power at the age of three, making him a chosen one of the gods in the cycle of reincarnation.

The Spirit Furnace that gave birth to the Six Paths of Reincarnation divides the power of the six paths.

The Way of Heaven and the interaction between Heaven and Man are governed by the Heavenly Sword, which controls the destiny of all things.

The Asura is unparalleled in slaughter, wielding the Asura Purgatory Sword to judge the lives of all.

The Human Path: discerning and identifying… The Animal Path: taming the ancestor of all beasts… The Hell Path: devouring the demonic body of heaven… The Hungry Ghost Path: controlling the spirits of the dead.

Yulong Pass

Yan Qianqiu wore the Devouring Demon Armor, carried the Slaughtering Hundreds of Heads on his back, and held the Heavenly Dao Heavenly Question Sword in his hand. Behind him, all beasts paid homage, and all spirits bowed in reverence.

He looked at the Demon Emperor, his voice resounding through the heavens, "The overthrow of the seventy-two Demon Gods begins today!"

...From then on,

The rebellious demonic dragon clan became the beasts seated by the First Emperor, bowing and receiving his divine favor.

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.