Russell is redundant data (Redun-0) from the Onpharos simulation program simulated by the scepter. He was born in the first year of the strife-era world, embarking on the path of a healer, a path that has lasted a millennium. Until the Black Tide engulfed Onpharos, plunging the world into ruin. He came to a crystal-clear blue giant tree and touched this magical tree. "Branch of the World, do you have pity on the branches and leaves of this world? Perhaps I can grasp hope..." Every time the Black Tide destroyed the world, he would touch the Branch of the World—that giant tree that condensed memories, sealing the joys and sorrows of his past life into its fruit, and then he would enter the cycle of reincarnation again to seek hope. When the 33.55 millionth fruit, curled up among the roots on the verge of collapse, its silver hair soaked with the blood and tears of billions of dead souls. "Is salvation... truly meaningful?" As despair gnawed at the remnants of souls, the Healer heard the plea and came treading through the starlight and frost. He embraced him. "Your thirty million acts of benevolence have pierced the illusion of eternal night." "This is not in vain. It is proof of the existence of reincarnation. You shall receive this crown." "Swallow it. It is the placenta for your new life." A crimson pomegranate seed was fed to Russell. At that moment, the Imperial Scepter malfunctioned wildly, and an Envoy of Abundance was hatching within his body…

Yi Lan is dead.

But she came back to life.

Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.

One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself

【Notice】

1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!

2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.

3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!

As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.

And unfortunately, it died in pieces.

God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?

Yi Lan: Yes.

God: Then go and bring yourself back first.

Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.

God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.

Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.

Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration

Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System

Tai Cang traversed the primordial world and became the god of Mount Tai, a primordial deity, born to bear the responsibilities of heaven and earth.

"The path to immortality seeks transcendence from the mortal world and detachment from worldly affairs, but it also means being separated from heaven and earth and alienated from all living beings..."

Taicang stood atop the mountain, his expression shifting.

"I only know how to take from heaven and earth, but I have forgotten to give back to heaven and earth and repay the kindness of all things. This is not the way I desire!"

"Of the three thousand great paths, all can lead to enlightenment; I choose to live and prosper alongside heaven and earth!"

"Since I was born a god, I shall unite with the Tao!"

…………

Ten thousand years later.

Zixiao Palace.

Two figures with similar appearances sat facing each other.

"I never expected that my moment of mercy would give you the power to gain consciousness," came the ruthless voice from Hongjun.

Hongjun gave a faint smile, seemingly mocking, "Your so-called benevolence is nothing more than wanting to use my body to make up for the deficiencies in your own origin, and not wanting to harm the origin of my primordial Qi. How can such behavior be called benevolence?"

Upon hearing this, Hongjun's voice was icy: "This world is nothing more than a copy of the primordial world I created. All your struggles and resistance are in vain."

"That anomaly in the Eastern Region was your doing, wasn't it?"

Do you think I have that ability?

"Hongjun" glanced at Hongjun, gave a mocking smile, and slowly faded away.

There was one sentence left unsaid: "You are nothing but a corpse..."

I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.

On one side is the legendary Mary Sue heroine—with invincible opportunities; on the other is the decisive heroine in reality—with boundless luck.

Caught in the middle, the transmigrated "cannon fodder" girl Lian Jiajia decides that keeping her distance is the foundation, leveling up is a must, and playing dumb to outsmart others is the key!

Daily updates of 3,000+ words, with occasional bonus chapters (╯3╰)

*****

New book: The Ascension of the Celestial Master

In the first year of Showa, the Zhang family, a century-old clan of sorcerers who had produced thirteen great celestial masters, was wiped out.

In the first year of Showa, the beloved Princess of Qingyang beat an ordinary girl of humble origin to death with a cane.

When the dead girl opened her eyes again, everything changed!

[Time travel, live streaming, system, comedy, no angst, no female lead]

Zhu Jian transmigrated to the cultivation world for two hundred years, and the system only appeared when he was almost dead.

The system wants him to establish an unparalleled sect and dominate the cultivation world.

As compensation for being two hundred years late, Zhu Jianke will broadcast his cultivation journey across the Three Thousand Great Worlds, randomly selecting viewers to become disciples of his sect and join him in dominating the cultivation world.

Zhu Jian's first live stream even connected him with Blue Star.

"Dear fans, the streamer has traveled through time! Type 666 and I'll be live-streaming my cultivation journey to immortality."

"It's time for the cultivation world to experience the awe-inspiring power of technological cultivation."

"There are no useless spiritual roots, only people who don't know how to use them. The dual spiritual roots of water and fire are the foundation of technological civilization. The Great Water Boiling Technique begins."

"Give me a chance, and I will lead China to dominate the cultivation world."

Many years later, the world of Earth was invaded by a strange force.

On the day the evil god descended, ten thousand swords were unleashed, and the stars shone brightly.

“Brother, we’re all fellow disciples from the same sect, so the evil god should give me one.”

"Hey, evil god over there, stand up! You're not allowed to surrender!"

"Surrender or be killed, hehehehehehe!"

Cultivation yields miraculous effects, slaying monsters and killing monsters to level up at breakneck speed! The lottery system grants you divine skills and weapons to your heart's content! The secondary profession system allows you to easily refine divine pills and sacred talismans... Otaku Chen Shen transmigrates with an invincible system, slaying monsters to obtain secret manuals, killing monsters to obtain equipment, wielding the 128 Subduing Dragon Palms in his left hand and the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth in his right, dominating the three realms and ultimately becoming an invincible supreme being!

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Slow-burn + slice-of-life + time travel + adventure + comedy + abstract... 100% no romance, at most physical contact!]

…It might not be very enjoyable at first, please watch patiently.

She was once the most sorrowful god in Teyvat.

Fukaros saved the people of Fontaine at the cost of the collapse of her divine throne, but in the last moment before her consciousness faded, she was swept into a deep-sea vortex by a monstrous wave—when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an unknown world.

"Devil Fruit? Cursed Sea?"

The Celestial Dragons raised their shackles, intending to enslave the mermaids; the Four Emperors' warships crushed the coral palace; and thousands of meters below the ocean, ancient sea kings were gnawing at the sealing chains…

When the scales of judgment sink into the blue sea:

With a flick of her fingertips, the seawater of her womb transformed into a god-slaying weapon, engulfing Mary Geoise;

She wept and murmured, "The law can reforge the Seastone and suppress Blackbeard's Tremor Fruit."

She stood atop Noah's Ark and proclaimed to the four seas: "My name is Fucarus—this ocean will one day be restored to justice!"

...

Donghai, Windmill Village.

Funina: "Huh? I'm the Water Goddess! Really or not?"

(I wrote this as soon as I thought of it, and I'm running two instances at once!!)

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.