In his previous life, Ling Xiao was an ordinary social animal college student who accidentally traveled to the world of cultivating immortals and joined the unreliable Qingyun Sect by mistake. He was burdened with a bizarre system that issued stupid tasks. Initially, he just wanted to live a safe and sound life in this new world. Later, in order to protect this group of unreliable but warm friends, he had to grow up, and at the same time secretly explore the secrets of his own entrepreneurship and the system.

"Wu Song, may I ask if they sell alcohol here?"

When a burly man in ancient costume came to the door of the B&B with a whistle in his hand, Li Yu, who was worried about business, didn't know that his life was about to undergo a magnificent change...

(There is already a four-million-word fine food novel "No More Pretending, I'm the God of Cooking and I'm Showing Off". The quality is guaranteed, please feel free to consume it)

Chi Ben is a wise man who, in order to protect the peace and tranquility of the area, suppresses the evil spirits from all directions.

He got rid of the three evil spirits and five diseases, and was reincarnated as a fool after losing one soul and two spirits.

He eliminated evil spirits, wiped out monsters, balanced yin and yang, and determined the five elements.

No one could compare to him, no one could match him.

Zhang Jili was stupid for half his life, but one day he was enlightened by an immortal from the Jiejiao sect.

His spirit left his body and he heard the mysteries of the world.

Then he used his insignificant body to convert ghosts into Taoism.

Living in Sanshan Pass, I protect the land and water, and create a glimmer of life for the world.

As the underworld was not complete, Zhang Jili obtained the status of a god in the underworld.

From then on, he entered the game of conferring gods and took the opportunity to evolve the great way of the underworld and achieved the holy title of Fengdu Emperor.

With a single word, he determined the laws of the world; he committed the crime of killing lives in the heaven, earth and water; he carried a three-foot sword in the box on his back, and showed the injustice to the people on behalf of heaven.

In 206 BC, Xiang Yu burned Xianyang, reducing the once-mighty Qin Empire to ashes in the raging flames. However, unlike the history we know, the Third Qin Emperor, Ying Ziying, who was destined to die at Xiang Yu's hands, escaped. This was the last of the Qin army, and from then on, they embarked on an endless journey. Westward, westward, to the other side of the earth! Who says I have no clothes? I share my robes! The heroic spirit of the Qin Empire will never fade. This great empire will rise from the ashes and once again stand tall at the top of the world!

1-Traveled into the world of movies.

I want to be a good person, but I have the wrong villain.

2-Crossing to get a 'killer's cultivation system'. Li Er couldn't help comparing two middle fingers to the sky.

Li Xiangyang traveled through time and space. With his far-sighted understanding of the version and his "far-sighted" vision, he successfully joined Skt at the beginning of the league and won three championships.

Just when he thought he could continue to be a mediocre player with the treble honor, the system was activated!

As long as you improve the players' obedience to you, you can get various rewards.

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"Jae Hyuk, do you think this water will find its way into my cup?"

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"Chengyong, why do you need me to apply for the blue buff myself?"

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"Abin, you should be thankful that this is in the LPL, otherwise you wouldn't even be qualified to lick my shoes!"

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"What a bunch of losers! Is there no decent opponent in the entire LPL?"

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Many years later,...

God: "This world is too boring, I want to make the world full of "love", fight the chosen humans!"

Meng Xiang: "You are so idle, why do you want to torment us?"

J20: "I want to win for the young master!"

WZ10: "Fight for the leader!"

Su47: "Brother, I beat the bad guys away!"

Bismarck class: "The rats who stop the head of state, we will use naval guns to fight against them!"

Meng Xiang: "For the sake of these girls, I won't bother with you!"

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The end of science is metaphysics.

When human society is highly developed,

Although the level of science and technology is increasing day by day,

People want a better and higher life pursuit.

It won't stay.

The spirit world...was created for this purpose,

...if you can break through its final setting,

Humanity will usher in a new era.

That dreamlike fairy world will become a reality.

He is the embodiment of justice!

He is the messenger of light!

He is the king of the dancing city!

He is ~MC Da Zhuang~ Zhuang~ Zhuang!!!

The Ganges gave birth to the magical India. No matter how magical things are, they are so common in the magical India!

Cutting in line, jumping the queue, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams on, using ETC on the highway, parking in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space...

On the streets, such uncivilized and bad behavior is everywhere.

People say: "If you are patient, the sky will be wide open; if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!"

But Gu Yin thought: "If you endure it for a while, you will get breast hyperplasia, but if you take a step back, your spinal canal will be blocked!"

It's not easy for anyone in this society. Life and work are already stressful enough to make people breathless. Who doesn't try their best to earn a few dollars?

You want me to drive a car and swallow my anger?

No way!

In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche worth millions or a Rolls-Royce worth tens of millions, as long as you cut in line, never brake!"

Not convinced?

Go for insurance!

You think I'm giving you 3,000-4,000 yuan per year for full insurance?