Your head is fine, it's mine now. ...My name is Lu Xun, and I'm looking for my head.
The hard work of life, the careful calculation of cultivation, the increase and decrease of mortgage interest and Dantian Qi.
Only the beef soup at the street corner food stall at midnight, mixed with the smell of sweat and rust from the body-building equipment, can taste the hot life of grassroots warriors - after all, the desire to reach the pinnacle of martial arts must first survive the Huabei repayment date next month.
[First update on the 24th, two more to come after you wake up. Mmmmm.] Thank you to all the fairies who support the original version; it's you who made this story thrive.] [Next page, similarly completed story, "Charming Her"] When Queen Xia Ji opened her eyes, she had traveled from the Spring and Autumn Period to become a small-time celebrity in the modern era. Determined to live a more carefree and unrestrained life, she unhesitatingly formed a pact with the Siming System. "Complete every mission and you'll receive a reward." "Any reward?" "Yes, you can destroy everything you want." #There's nothing a kiss can't solve; if there is, two. # Reading Tips 1. The heroine is a slutty, bitchy, and despicable woman. Everyone loves her; she's the prettiest, the most beautiful, and everything she does is right. 2. Please disapprove of negative points and personal comments. Please click the cross if you don't like it. Don't make things difficult for yourself. Any malicious comments will be 100% retaliation. The author is very aggressive and will curse. No advice is needed. 3. More than 9,000 words are updated daily. The author’s Weibo is @晋江耿CANCAN. You will know the updates in advance.
Saint Freya. Why does the immortal experience morning sickness? Why did the Queen become a mother? Why hasn't the Dean of Student Aid been paying salaries yet? Why has the Bishop's hats increased? What made Ain Tesla such a star? Welcome to this episode of Approaching Collapse: The Cleaner's Path of No Return.
【Chinese Sequence Text】【Old Book Achievement Wanjun Sequence Daming, Quality Assurance】
The earth has east, south, west and north, and eight horizontal roads.
Humans are divided into five immortals and five insects, totaling ten categories.
Heaven, earth, humans, gods and ghosts, all with scales, fur, bare feet and wings.
The way of gods is evil, the way of humans is thief, the way of scales is lewd, and the way of hairs is evil.
The underground path recruits soldiers and horses, the Jiedao occupies the mountain and becomes the king, the Yudao steals the cause and the result, and the ghost path ascends the coffin and makes a fortune...
There is a sky above your head, but you are fooling everyone.
There is evil a hundred feet below your feet, invading and demanding your life.
Fighting and killing is just to gain more luck.
When dealing with people, all we want is to take our lives a few more steps forward.
When traveling the world, the first thing you do when you meet someone is to ask, "Brother, what kind of gang are you in?"
When Shen Rong first arrived, the first thing he had to do was...
On the road.
Traveling to Tokyo in the second year of the economic bubble, he was adopted in an orphanage at the age of twelve and became a fifth-grade pupil at Heiwa Elementary School.
There is no One Punch Man, no Conan’s nirvana when he arrives at the scene, no system, no golden finger, the only fun in life is to go fishing with Tian Kongkui, the little albino girl next door, and occasionally deliberately score zero in the test Ben Yukiko’s mother was angry.
Wrote “Walk in the White Night” famous in the world?
Sorry, too much homework, no interest, finish writing and go fishing.
How about singing “lemon” and breaking arms with Kimura Takuya, or taking part in “Love Letter” to take away the male lead role of Takashi Kashiwahara?
Please, don’t you sleep well for a while, and go fishing in the afternoon.
“School will be closed tomorrow, Tian Kongkui, remember to put on the most beautiful little white dress. I will also put on a tie and a white shirt. After meeting at three o’clock in the afternoon, I will leave on time.”
“?G? Are you going to participate in the JunonsuperBoy star draft?”
“Idiot, let’s go fishing together.”
……
“People are in Tokyo, don’t fall in love”, “From the countryside of Tokyo to a national idol”, “I’m a primary school student, that’s all”, “Madam, can you sit far away from me?” “It’s better to buy karaoke money Bait, so I sang a cappella on the side of the road”
Gather supplies and seek power in an endless and bizarre apocalyptic world, and escape before it awakens! Hush! Do not alert the observer! Do not look the observer in the eye! Do not let the observer know—you know of its existence! ... "Pollution is both a power and a curse." "The eight types of pollution intermingle to create a nearly infinite number of pollution paths." "But the end of each path is madness." Five stages of pollution: Whispering (less than 10%): Initially polluted, you may occasionally hear hallucinations and have weak abilities. Resonance (10% to 20%): Pollution deepens, hallucinations intensify, and abilities steadily manifest. Etching (20% to 30%): Pollution begins to permanently alter your mind and body, and the cost becomes apparent. Dominant (30% to 40%): One or more types of pollution become the primary characteristics of your personality and physical body, and...
[Orange] Konoe Saki, who originally only wanted to run the idol agency her mother left behind and help the shining stars achieve their dreams, was unknowingly drawn into a strange gravitational field. The paspale that was already under her name was fine. Her childhood friend, a violinist, invited her to join the Lost Butterflies and restore the glory of the Moon Forest. A soft, tender blue octopus she stumbled upon on a rainy night wanted to repay her help with even more effort, asking her to treat the little penguin, whose emotions flowed freely and whose song expressed her inner voice. And a child from somewhere unexpectedly invited her to put an end to Roselia. When she came to her senses, she was once again being tightly grasped by a flaxen-haired girl who seemed to have strange feelings for her: "Without Saki, I absolutely cannot do this!" At this moment, the soft and sticky blue octopus, realizing its mistake, also put on an unbearable mask and issued an invitation with an extremely second-year degree: "Come with me to the world of mujica!" Konoe Saki: "?" [Although, hello happy seems happier... No, am I not an idol producer!?] PS: Bang Bang, my go, mujica
Zhang Lin, the king of Holy Light duels, was smeared by his team and was forced to quit the online game professional league. In order to return to the top, he picked up his previous summoner trumpet and fought in Holy Light again, performing the return of the king. Summoners are the weakest in PK? No, everything is possible in Zhang Lin's hands! Play with the guild, burst the best equipment, come on! The hot-blooded battle ignites the passion. Zhang Lin and his friends stepped over the piles of corpses, and let the tears and laughter witness Zhang Lin's legendary online game life.
Demons, gods, strange stories, and the martial arts world.
In the tavern, the barmaid smiled and avoided the hands of others, her tail swaying under her skirt; in the night market, no one knew how many of the people under the hoods were human and how many were ghosts; tigers were walking on the mountains and rivers, and an old dragon was sleeping in Dongting Lake.
A sword, a man, and a book.
The road is ahead, the way is in the heart, and the sword is in the hand.
Kill the demons and monsters, and the immortals and gods will retreat.
When the True Lord arrives, there are no taboos.