Reborn to Refuse to Lick the Green Plum, Picked Up a Socially Anxious Rich Woman

[Rebirth + School Romance + Single Female Lead + Daily Dog Food (Sweet Moments) + Face-Slapping + Satisfying Story]

After two and a half years of no contact, Yang Shu’s childhood friend suddenly returned, promising marriage the moment he paid the bride price.

He thought she had a change of heart—

But it turns out she was just looking for a gullible "nice guy."

Yang Shu cut his losses without hesitation:

Tired of this. Time to reset and start over.

And thus, the second playthrough begins—

Childhood Friend: "What kind of suitor acts like this? Where’s your attitude?"

Yang Shu: "Abnormal."

Childhood Friend: "You used to be so nice to me. Can’t we go back to how things were?"

Yang Shu: "Enlightenment."

Childhood Friend: "I already apologized. What more do you want?"

Yang Shu: "nice try."

Childhood Friend: "Last question—do you love me or not?"

Yang Shu: "I don’t’"

And so, she began to spiral into darkness…

Meanwhile, enter the socially anxious little rich girl:

Rich Girl: “Yang Shu, here’s 1 million for the summer. Friend subscription, one month.”

Yang Shu: “I’ll consider it a loan.”

Rich Girl: “Then I want interest. Hold my hand and walk me around.”

Yang Shu: “Deal.”

Rich Girl: “Yang Shu, in the animal world, friends can crawl into each other’s pouches.”

Yang Shu: “That’s a kangaroo.”

Rich Girl: “Yang Shu, the next payment for the friend subscription… might be late…”

Yang Shu: “??”