第 1 章 消失的“巨龙”

Chapter 1 The Disappearing Dragon

My name is Shula, a descendant of dragons who accidentally took a loli potion.

Because all the dragon stories I read had them kidnapping princesses, I figured I’d head to the royal capital and snatch one for myself.

I thought that’d be enough to fulfill my grand destiny as a dragon. But something felt… off the more I looked at her.

I happened to join a little adventurer party on the way, and there was this blonde girl about the same age as me. She didn’t look delicate or easy to bully at all—in fact, she looked insanely strong. And then…

“What the hell is that giant sword?! And what’s up with that title ‘Strongest Human Princess’?

Wait—what? You’re telling me she’s actually the princess?!”

“Why didn’t anyone tell me sooner?!”

And so, after a whirlwind of chaotic events, I ended up traveling with this “strongest human,” a healing priest, and a beast-eared girl we rescued, on a quest to defeat the Demon King and uncover the truth of the world.

…

“Hold on! Why the heck does she have the title ‘Dragon Princess’ now? That should be mine!”

“What? You’re saying ‘Dragon Princess’ actually means dragon rider? She doesn’t even have a dragon to ride—wait, she’s riding me?!”

【变百、贴贴、架空世界、轻松向、双萝莉、无厘头】
（在老套故事框架上写新颖的情节，整体基调偏轻松欢乐，会有微刀，但不影响故事）
我叫休拉，是一名误食萝莉药水的龙族后裔，因为看到故事书上龙都会抓公主的缘故，我也打算去王都抓个公主回来。
以为可以就这么完成身为龙族的龙生大事，但好像越看越不对劲。
途中偶然加入了一个冒险小队，队伍中那名和自己差不多的金发少女，丝毫没有看起来那么柔弱好欺负的样子，反而看起来强的可怕，而且……
“那把大剑是什么鬼啊喂！还有人类最强公主又是哪来的奇怪称号啊，什…什么？你说她其实就是公主？”
“为什么不早告诉我啊？！”
就这样，在发生了一系列事件后，休拉与这位“人类最强”还有治疗术士以及救出的兽耳娘，一起踏上打败魔王，顺带发掘世界真相的旅途。
………
“等等！为什么她又多了个【龙姬】的称号，不应该是我吗？！”
“什么？你说龙姬是龙骑士的意思，她哪有龙可以骑……不是，我啊？！”