第1章 木遁·东胜神洲捆绑

Wood Release: Dongsheng Shenzhou Binding

[Traditional sect + Xianxia + no system + multiple female protagonists + playing with memes + funny]

Wu Yong, a mediocre disciple of Yunhai Peak of the Evangelism Sect, discovered that his way of cultivating immortals seemed to be wrong after awakening his Yin-Yang eyes.

When others go down the mountain to do missions, they face all kinds of hardships, but when he goes down the mountain to do missions, he always meets his confidante;

While others flew with swords, he rode a calico cat as a mount and flew everywhere;

While others were exorcising demons, he received frequent invitations to dual cultivation from his master, senior sister, junior sister, fox sisters, female knights, female ghosts, and the drought demon.

The style of Xiuxian world gradually becomes weird:

Master Yu Ruyi: "My dear disciple, the evil spirit has entered my body. Take off your clothes quickly and help me expel the evil spirit."

Fellow disciple Liu Ruyue: "Fellow Daoist Wu, tonight do you want me to transform into the appearance of elder sister Liu Ruyan or the second sister Liu Rumei?"

Tushan sisters: "We have agreed that after tonight you will give us one third of the Tushan secret treasure!"

Hanba Gonggong: "Brother, I warm the bed better than the sisters!"

Ghost Shen Qian: "Husband, do you want to tell ghost stories or practice joy meditation tonight?"

The Shushan Sword Immortal used the Ten Thousand Swords to collect the swords of other Taoist friends and sold them at the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce, but was hunted down; the Demon Ancestor Luohou visited the Jiaofang Bureau every day; the heir of the Tianji Pavilion made money by arranging marriages; the Crown Prince of Dachu appeared to be a gentleman, but in fact he was cruel and cruel and practiced the evil black lotus technique...

Wu Yong: "Are you sure it's okay to cultivate immortality like this?!"



【传统宗门＋仙侠＋无系统＋多女主＋玩梗＋搞笑】
吴用，一个平平无奇的布道宗云海峰弟子，觉醒阴阳眼后，他发现自己修仙的方式好像不太对劲。
别人下山做任务是各种磨难，他下山做任务总是能遇到红颜知己；
别人御剑飞行，他骑三花猫当坐骑到处飞；
别人降妖除魔，他被师傅、师姐、师妹、狐女姐妹、侠女、女鬼和旱魃等频频发来双修邀请。
修仙界画风逐渐诡异：
师傅玉如意：“乖徒儿，为师魔气入体，快褪去衣物来帮为师驱除魔气。”
同门柳如月：“吴道友，今夜你希望我幻化成大姐柳如烟的模样，还是二姐柳如眉的样貌。”
涂山姐妹：“说好了，今晚过后涂山秘宝你要分我们三分之一！”
旱魃倌倌：“师兄，我暖床比师姐们更热乎！”
女鬼沈倩：“夫君，今晚讲鬼故事还是练欢喜禅？”
蜀山剑仙使用万剑归宗，收集其他道友的剑去万金商会贩卖被追杀；魔祖罗睺天天逛教坊司；天机阁传人靠撮合姻缘赚钱；大楚太子表面翩翩君子实则残暴不仁修炼黑莲邪术…
吴用：“这么修仙你确定没问题么？！”
境界：炼气、筑基、金丹、元婴、化神、炼虚、合体、大乘、渡劫。