第一章 天生神异李大少

Born with Supernatural Powers

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.



我叫李金吒，当你们看到这段文字的时候，估计我已经在天庭享受那007的福报了，当然了凭借我老师的身份我也可能是在灵山当差，给一群秃驴看大门实非我所愿，但是天道大势非人力所能违背。
作为老李家的长子，哪吒他大哥，按照命运的发展，我的未来似乎不算差，不过作为一名放飞过理想的有志青年，虽然未来是很绝望，但凭我李金吒的本事，就算争不了蹦跶两下总是能行的吧？
为此我制定了一个计划……
计划的具体内容我在这边还不太方便透露，毕竟很多事情都不能落到实处，所以我只能说懂得都懂，但如果你有幸看到这一段文字，我愚蠢（划掉）我充满希望的后辈啊，请不要怀疑这段文字的真假，作为你们生活在大商时期的祖宗，不要质疑简体字是哪里来的，因为这东西很快就会成为这里的通用文字，就当是给你们提前透露一点消息吧，总之先相信在相信，如果想要了解我计划的更多详情，请每一位看到这段文字的后辈往以下号码V50块。