第1章 兄弟钓鱼吗？那里都是巨物！

Are you fishing, bro? There are giants out there!

[Fishing + Reservoir + System + Giant Runaway + Human Madness Record]

On the first day that Shen Lang took over the reservoir in his hometown, there were only a few wilted little crucian carps jumping around in the fish basket.

Three days later, the entire fishing world exploded—

The crazy thing about catching fish in this reservoir is just beginning!

The beauty welded the accelerator shut, used the excavator bucket as a fish guard, and pulled out a carp with scales as big as a manhole cover;

The rich drove their yachts to throw money to bait the water, vowing to catch "a living torpedo that can knock over a patrol boat";

The fishermen cursed as they swung their rods: "Three hundred pounds? That's an appetizer! I want to fight that ancestor who can throw sparks out of the fishing rod!!"

The fish guard was welded into a tin coffin, the fishing line was replaced with a steel cable, and the drone captured an even more outrageous scene—

The novice was dragged by the fish and floated on the water, standing on the crest of the wave and howling, "This fish must have swallowed a golden cleaver!"

Lao Tie welded the fishing rod to the dump truck. Amid the smell of burning tires, comments were flooding the screen with comments like "Let go! This fish is about to jump out of the water!!"

The people from the Fisheries Bureau held up the detector and cursed: "You definitely used black technology in this reservoir!"

Shen Lang squatted in the monitoring room, chewing spicy strips, and glanced at the prompt that only he could see -

The dark shadows beneath the water were silently expanding, and the anglers were screaming as they stepped on the mud:

"Open the gate! I'm going to catch something that will be on the hot search today!"

After all, who cares about science when fish fins are cutting through the morning mist?

——In the next cast, will you catch a lot of fish or will you work hard?

【垂钓+水库+系统+巨物暴走+人类发癫实录】
沈浪接手老家水库的第一天，鱼护里只蹦跶着几条蔫巴的小鲫鱼。
三天后，整个钓鱼界炸了——
这水库的鱼，钓上来才是疯狂的开始！

美女焊死油门，用挖掘机铲斗当鱼护，拽出的鲤鱼鳞片大如井盖；
富豪开着游艇撒钞票打窝，赌咒要钓起“能撞翻巡逻艇的活体鱼雷”；
钓鱼佬们边甩竿边骂娘：“三百斤？那叫开胃菜！老子要和那条能把钓竿甩出火星子的祖宗对线！！”

鱼护焊成铁皮棺材，钓线换成钢索缆绳，无人机拍到更离谱的场面——
新手被鱼拖成“水上漂”，踩着浪尖嚎“这货是吞了金坷垃吧！”，
老餮把钓竿焊死在渣土车上，轮胎烧焦的糊味里，弹幕疯狂刷屏：“松手！这鱼要跃龙门了！！”

水产局的人拎着检测仪骂骂咧咧：“你这水库绝对投了黑科技！”
沈浪蹲在监控室嚼辣条，瞥了眼只有他能见的提示——
水面下的黑影正无声膨胀，而钓客们踩着淤泥嘶吼：
“放闸！老子今天要钓条能上热搜的！”

毕竟当鱼鳍割裂晨雾时，谁还在乎科学？
——下一竿，是爆护，还是爆肝？