第1章 拉屎也能穿越？

Can you travel through time by pooping?

Jun Huang, who traveled through time while squatting in a toilet, was bound to the Abyss System, becoming an Abyss Consciousness and even joining a group chat of all realms. 

When he discovered that the group owner was a rookie pretending to be a ghost, would he get along with him? Or would he have a few "heartfelt" words with him? 
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A group member: "My world is gone?!" Jun Huang: "Well, that was done by the Extreme Evil Gang." 

A system owner: "Travelers Alliance, you're going too far!" Jun Huang: "My name is the Judgment of Light, be careful or I'll sue you for defamation." 

A powerful person: "I will sanction your Villain Federation." Jun Huang: "What does your sanctioning of the Villain Federation have to do with my reincarnation space?" 
... 
(No heroine, no harem, multiple vests)

蹲坑穿越的君煌，绑定了深渊系统，成为了深渊意识，还加入了一个万界群聊。
当他发现群主是一个装神弄鬼的小菜鸡时，是跟他和睦相处？还是跟他说点“掏心窝子”的话呢？
......
某位群员：“我的世界没了？！”
君煌：“嗯，那是极恶帮干的。”
某位系统拥有者：“穿越者联盟，你们太过分了！”
君煌：“我叫光明审判会，小心我告你诽谤啊。”
某位大能：“我要制裁你们反派联合会。”
君煌：“你要制裁反派联合会，跟我轮回空间有什么关系？”
......
（无女主，无后宫，多马甲）