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Section 1

My name is Lu Ming, and I’m a time traveler. Today is my 1095th day as a captain. There are more and more Valkyries, but I’m still single. I work diligently every day and drive a Hyperion through different worlds.
If I hadn't known that "Honkai Impact 3" was a citrus-flavored game, I would have thought that the Valkyries all liked me.
But now, with Alicia on board, my single life is over. I show off my pink fairy-like girlfriend to my employees, but for some reason I feel a chill down my spine.
Bronya, why did you raise the heavy artillery?
Hei Xier, why are you waving the sickle in my dream?
Dear loyal ninja Yae Kasumi, why are you so absent-minded at work lately?
Immortal Chiyuan, are you going to teach me the "Immortal Touches My Head" move? What is that move?
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Valkyries: Confession? Get in line!

我叫陆鸣，是个穿越者，今天是我当舰长的第1095天，女武神越来越多，但我却依旧单身，每天兢兢业业工作，开着休伯利安在不同的世界中穿行。如果不是早知道《崩坏3》是款柑橘味的游戏，我肯定会以为女武神们都喜欢我。但现在，随着爱莉希雅上舰，我的单身生涯结束了，带着粉色妖精一般的女朋友向自己的员工炫耀，却不知为何有种脊背发凉的感觉。布洛妮娅，为什么举起了重炮？黑希儿，为什么在我的梦中挥动镰刀？忠心的忍者八重霞，你最近工作为什么心不在焉？赤鸢仙人，你要传授我一招“仙人抚我顶”？那是什么招式啊？…………女武神们：表白？给我排队去啊！