第1章 憧憬成为拳法高手

Aspiring to become a boxing master

The so-called strongest attribute is a beautiful girl!
But how much stronger does
one have to be than a beautiful girl? At least one who can single-handedly take down six billion people in the world.
So, do you want to see a beautiful girl with incredible strength?
Yes! Me too, everyone does!
Contestants enter:
"Routeless, Routeless, Routeless! The Fire Mist Warrior shows you her katana with a proud look on her face!"

"Speaking of Sanno, it's her! Angels stand at attention after death!"

"It's more of a dance than a martial art! Crazy fans of "Dzi Girls"! Let me show you how powerful this little girl is!"

"Sage or idler? The evergreen in the chat group, the pillar of Gensokyo! Here comes the eternally seventeen-year-old girl!"

"Beauty is only worthy of the strong, the super sadistic Ice Queen is here!"

"After all, it's just a low-level monster, and my demon power is 530,000!!"

"Although I'm a magical girl, my best boxing technique is the Liuhe Lance! Let's beat the world while singing!"

"Do heroes also have clubs? The so-called heroes must bloom to the fullest!"

"Humans should serve Hakimi... What the Church Nightmare loves is--"

"aieeeee! Ninja? Why ninja!"

"I heard someone is talking about the theory of life span? Elf magician, take love back!"

"Age: 3! A cute alien with glasses has joined us!"

"Yuugami, activate—"

...

I won't lose!
Someone who won't fall even against them has appeared!
We've all been waiting for you!
"The 2001st year of Chinese martial arts!
My Fist of the North Star will not lose!!"

所谓最强的属性就是美少女！
但是，要多强才比美少女还强？
起码要有以一己之力轰下整个世界六十亿人的强吧。
那么，你们想不想看强度惊人的美少女呢？
想！我也想，大家都想！
选手入场:
「无路赛无路赛无路赛！一脸傲娇的给你看太刀的火雾战士！」

「说到三无就是她！死后天使立正了！」

「与其说是武，不如说是舞！《天珠少女》狂热粉丝！就让你们见识见识幼女的厉害罢！」

「贤者还是闲者？聊天群里长青树，幻想乡里顶梁柱！永远十七岁少女参上！」

「美人只配强者拥有，超抖S冰之女王来了！」

「终究只是下级妖怪，我的妖力值是53万！！」

「虽然身为魔法少女，但最擅长的拳法乃是六合大枪！一边唱歌一边殴打世界吧！」

「难道勇者也有社团？所谓勇者就是要满开！」

「人类应当是侍奉哈基米的存在…教会梦魇爱的是——」

「aieeeee！忍者？忍者为啥！」

「听说有人在聊寿命论？精灵魔法使，要把爱夺回来！」

「年龄:3岁！萌萌眼镜外星人加入了！」

「圆神，启动——」

……

不会输！
就算面对她们也绝不会倒下的人出现了！
我们都在等你啊！
「中国武术的第两千零一年！
我的北斗神拳不会输！！」