第1章 曹操：这是谁的心声？

Cao Cao: Whose voice is this?

[System] + [Gouwen], [Salted Fish] + [Farming] + [Dual Master], [Funny]

My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. I started as a minor civil servant in Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu.

But in a high-risk job like war, what's the difference between having only a 98% chance of success and committing suicide?

My goal in life is to keep a low profile and live a stable life as a salted fish around Cao Cao.

But recently, I don’t know what went wrong, and Cao Cao is trying hard to promote me.

I am so sad that I just got promoted for three days, and just now I was promoted from military advisor to prime minister.

My name is Cao Cao. I don’t know when it started, but I suddenly began to hear the voice of a gangster.

It was at this moment that I realized that this ordinary guy was actually an amazing talent!

With the help of his voice, I won in every way.

He has collected powerful generals such as Lu Bu, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and Huang Zhong, and has also collected various young women to accompany him.

Wancheng killed three sages with one shot? Not true!

Zhang Xiu: If you don't mind, I'd like to be your adoptive father!

Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat? I gave him 5,000 artillery pieces!

Did Pang Tong devise a series of schemes? I'm driving a steel battleship...

Xiahou Zhe refused to receive any reward for such a great achievement, so I had no choice but to secretly promote him.

As the best brother, I am the King of Wei, and you... are the prime minister of all ages!

Note: This is a very unconventional Three Kingdoms game that can make you laugh and also let you see all kinds of cool operations.

【系统】+【苟文】、【咸鱼】+【种田】+【双主】、【搞笑】
我叫夏侯哲，夏侯惇的弟弟，开局成为曹营小文官，并觉醒项羽之力。
但是打仗这种高风险活，只有九成八的把握和送死有什么区别？
我的人生目标就是低调苟住，混在曹操身边当条咸鱼安稳过日子。
可最近不知哪个环节出了问题，曹操拼命给我升官。
不说了我好难过，才升官三天，刚刚居然又从军师祭酒，升为了丞相。
我叫曹操，不知哪天起，我忽然能听到一个混子的心声了。
这一刻我才发现，这平平无奇的家伙居然是惊世之才！
在他心声的帮助下，我各种躺赢。
吕布、典韦、赵云、黄忠各路猛将尽收囊中，各种少妇以身相伴。
宛城一炮害三贤？不存在的！
张绣：公若不弃，绣愿拜为义父！
诸葛亮草船借箭？我送他五千发火炮！
庞统巧设连环计？我开的是钢铁战舰…
如此大功夏侯哲却不要赏赐，没办法我只好偷偷给他升官了。
作为最好的兄弟，我为魏王，你…便是千古一相！
注：这是一个很不正经的三国，能让你开怀大笑，也能让你看到各种骚操作。