第1章 夜半鬼唱戏，系统激活！

Ghosts are singing in the middle of the night, the system is activated!

[Strange story + Little expert in exorcising demons + Funny and cool pretentious story + Cruel and ruthless]

Gu Xuan had just graduated from high school and wanted to take advantage of the summer vacation to work and earn some tuition.

Who would have thought that the world's weirdness has already revived, and evil spirits are quietly appearing.

It just so happened that Gu Xuan had awakened the Immortal God inheritance system, and could easily summon the Chinese Immortal God! He could even obtain the Immortal God inheritance!

If you encounter a ghost in a wedding dress, call upon the underworld's chief, Bai Wuchang! Get the art of paper-cutting soldiers, plus tens of millions of RMB!

Meet the wild god of the Sakura Country and ask Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun to get the Eight Nine Mysterious Skills!

"I work so hard during the summer vacation that I only earn a few dollars. It's better to kill monsters and exorcise ghosts to make some extra money."

So, Gu Xuan became a professional exorcist.

…

One day,

In the middle of the Yellow River, a vicious dragon was trying to become a dragon.

The Yellow River flooded, Longguo live broadcast the dangerous situation and arranged for the emergency evacuation of the people.

Countless people across the country were heartbroken as they watched the waters engulf countless houses on both sides of the Yellow River.

At the most critical moment, a fairy in white suddenly came flying in the air with a sword under his feet!

A sword flew out, the dragon surrendered, and the whole country was shocked!

Countless people were in tears and knelt down and shouted:

"The immortal is born, God bless China, and the sword will slay the evil dragon!"

Gu Xuan's mother: "Dad, look, that looks like our son?"

Gu Xuan's father: "Fuck, is it true?"

"How did he become an immortal straight away when he was asked to work a summer job?"

…………

【离奇故事+除妖灭魔小能手+装逼搞笑爽文+心狠手辣不圣母】
　　顾玄高中才毕业，本想趁着暑假的功夫打暑假工赚点学费，
　　哪曾想全球诡异早已复苏，妖邪鬼物悄然出没，
　　恰好顾玄觉醒了仙神传承系统，轻易便可请动华夏仙神！更能获得仙神传承！
　　遇嫁衣女鬼，请动地府阴帅白无常！获得剪纸成兵之术，外加千万RMB！
　　遇樱花国野神，请动清源妙道真君！得八九玄功！
　　“打暑假工累死累活才挣几个钱，不如杀妖除鬼赚外快。”
　　于是，顾玄成为了职业驱邪人。
　　……
　　某一日，
　　黄河当中，孽蛟走水欲成龙，
　　黄河水泛滥，龙国直播险情，安排民众紧急撤离，
　　全国上下无数民众看着吞没黄河两岸无数房屋的河水，揪心无比，
　　就在最紧急的时刻，忽有一道白衣仙人脚踏剑光凌空而来！
　　一剑飞出，蛟龙授首，全国震惊！
　　无数民众热泪盈眶，跪地狂呼：
　　“仙人出世，天佑华国，剑斩孽龙！”
　　顾玄他妈：“他爸，你看，那好像是咱儿子？”
　　顾玄他爸：“我草，还真是？”
　　“让他打个暑假工，他咋直接成仙了？”
　　…………