第1章 你家真仙观无了，你知道吗？

Did you know that your Zhenxian Temple is gone?

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

反文化输出+修仙+直播+道士+系统+米利坚传道+无cp+无女主+非灵气复苏+腹黑
此书又名：传道米利坚，震惊鹰酱每一天
陈仙，道号玄云，江湖人称素质小道长，修仙版祖国人，念头通达真人。
座右铭：道爷想干嘛就干嘛！
入深山修行一年，道观被夺。
陈仙：“请苍天主持公道，降雷罚以惩恶人，为世人辫出真相！电母雷公，速降神通，随我除恶，轰轰轰轰轰，吾奉太上老君急急如律令！！！”
五声雷响过后，假庙燃起大火，全民震惊。
网友们：“不好，真给他练成了！”
应系统要求反文化输出，出国传道。
米利坚海关：“碰了你的法器不会有问题吧？”
陈仙：“请相信科学。”
米利坚海关：“这些小草人是干嘛的？”
陈仙：“为敌人准备的施法道具。”
米利坚海关：“？？？？”
记者：“你说入道教可以修仙，那你会法术吗？”
陈仙反手一发掌心雷：“只会亿点点。”
米利坚吃瓜群众：“说好的相信科学呢？！”
陈仙：“道士会法术，很正常很合理很科学啊。”
敌人雇佣杀手入侵道观。
陈仙手持阵盘：“先天领周天，盖周天之变，先天八卦阵，现！”
道观大阵显现，隔壁邻居：“沃德发！！！”