第1章 金句发射器：昨晚隔壁闹鬼了是吧？ 

Quote Launcher: There was a haunted scene next door last night, right?

After traveling through a parallel universe, Chu Xuan became an obscure young idol.
  He landed on the show "Country Love Battle" thanks to his girlfriend, Reba.
  The production team originally considered Chu Xuan a filler.
  But they didn't expect this innocent young man to turn out to be so sharp-tongued!
  A true lyrical twitch!
  Not only did he speak the truth, but every word was also incredibly devastating!
  "Master Huachen Yu, what's with all that babbling? Have you been taking on so much free work lately? Doing rituals every day?"
  "Zhang Han, Huang Xiaoming, the two of you together is like PetroChina and Sinopec, a showdown between the two oil giants!"
  "Huang Lei, can you keep the shit out of this dish? Are you planning on launching Project Bean 2.0 and sending everyone off?"
  "Liu Kaiwei, you have kidney deficiency, how did Mimi get pregnant?"
  The show was immediately...

穿越平行世界，楚轩成了个糊咖小鲜肉。
  靠着女友热芭上了《乡村恋爱大作战》。
  节目组本来也是把楚轩当做凑人数的艺人。
  却没想到这个清纯男大——竟然如此毒舌！
  简直金句发射器！
  不光句句敢讲实话，还句句让人破防！
  “华晨于法师，你这咿咿呀呀的乱叫，怎么？最近老是接白活儿？天天做法？”
  “张汉、黄小明，你俩同框就是中石油和中石化，两大油王的顶级对决！”
  “黄雷，你这菜里能不放翔吗？是想来个豆角计划2.0，送大家都上路吗？”
  “刘凯威，你肾阴阳双虚，蜜蜜的孩子怎么来的？”
  节目直接被...