第1章 去相亲吧，妈帮你找了个富婆

Go on a blind date, mom found you a rich woman

Netizen: "Brother Zhang, my blind date said she is a player like Curry, one person, one city, but I found out through investigation that she is actually Durant. She has transferred to several teams and is looking for strong teams. But I am quite satisfied with her shooting ability. Should I continue this relationship?"

Zhang Zhe: "I suggest that a professional medical team assess whether she has had any injuries before. If not, she can try out first."

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Netizen: "Host, host, I'm only 26, but the matchmaker my mom hires keeps introducing me to divorced women with children. And the key is, I'm attracted to one of them. Do you think I can give my child a home at my age?"

Zhang Zhe: "Go search Dorgon's life online first and then come back to me."

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Netizen: "Brother Zhang, I'm an only child from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. Many boys have pursued me since I was a child, but I'm relatively self-disciplined and have never been in a relationship. Now my family is urging me to get married. I want to ask if anyone in the live broadcast room is interested in me? The avatar is me."

Zhang Zhe: "Stop fishing, the guys in the live studio have already caught all the black bass. Come on, turn on the camera and simulate a blind date with me first."

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Zhang Zhe originally just wanted to break free from the constraints of matchmakers in reality, so he chose to find a partner online. Unexpectedly, things gradually took an interesting direction.

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网友：“张哥，我的相亲对象说自己是库里那样的球员，一人一城，但是我调查发现，她其实是杜兰特，陆续转会过好几支球队，而且专找强队，但她的投射能力我还挺满意的，这种情况还要不要继续？”
张哲：“建议让专业的医疗团队评估一下她有没有过伤病经历，没有的话可以先试训。”
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网友：“主播主播，我才26岁，可我妈找的媒婆老是给我介绍离异带孩子的，关键有一个我还看上了，你说我这个年纪，能给孩子一个家吗？”
张哲：“你先去网上搜一下多尔衮的生平再来找我。”
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网友：“张哥，我是江浙沪独生女，从小到大追我的男生很多，但是我比较洁身自好，一直没有谈恋爱，现在家里催婚了，想问问直播间有没有对我这款感兴趣的？头像就是本人。”
张哲：“别钓了，都给直播间的哥们儿钓成翘嘴了，来来来，你把摄像头开开，先跟我模拟相亲一下。”
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张哲原本只是想摆脱现实里媒婆的束缚，所以选择了在网上找对象，没想到事情慢慢走向了有趣的方向。
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