第1章 越狱游戏

Prison Break Game

When Shen Juan woke up, he found himself a participant in the "prison break game".

Live broadcast around the world, hundreds of people escape, failure means death.

While others were frantically researching escape routes, he was choosing a cell: "This one has good lighting, perfect for sleeping."

While others were plotting a riot, he was basking in the sun: "Well, this rusty nail is nice. I'll take it back as a souvenir."

The teammates suddenly became excited——

"Cell 40? It must be a carefully calculated, optimal entry point!"

"Sunbathing? Must be marking an escape route!"

"A random nail? This is definitely a crucial tool!"

Even the passers-by he casually chatted with were imagined as "professional talents scouted in advance."

Shen Juan: "...I just want to take a nap."

However, as his "unintentional behavior" repeatedly led to him accidentally breaking through the levels, his teammates went completely crazy.

"Boss! Please take me flying!"

The global live broadcast audience laughed like crazy:

#The most outrageous way to win without doing anything#

#On how to become the king of jailbreak by relying on salted fish passively#

[Comfortable and funny + live escape + teammates' crazy imagination + Xianyu accidentally became a god]

沈倦一觉醒来，发现自己成了"越狱游戏"的参与者。
全球直播，百人逃生，失败即死亡。
别人在疯狂研究越狱路线，他在挑牢房："这间采光好，适合睡觉。"
别人在密谋暴动，他在晒太阳："嗯，这根生锈的铁钉不错，捡回去当纪念品。"
队友们却突然沸腾了——
"40号牢房？一定是精心计算的最佳突破口！"
"晒太阳？肯定是在标记逃生路线！"
"随手捡的钉子？这绝对是关键工具！"
就连他随便搭话的路人，都被脑补成"提前物色的专业人才"。
沈倦："……我只是想睡个午觉。"
然而，随着他的"咸鱼行为"一次次误打误撞破解关卡，队友们彻底疯狂——
"大佬！求带飞！"
全球直播间观众笑疯：
#最离谱的躺赢方式#
#论如何靠咸鱼被动成为越狱之王#
【轻松搞笑+直播逃生+队友疯狂脑补+咸鱼误打误撞封神】
