第一章 「新手村」横滨

[Newbie Village] Yokohama

Cen Yan, a veteran gaming master and streamer, came across a game that boasted no beginner tutorials and a level of freedom so profound it felt like another world. Who could resist a world of such incredible freedom?! Not Cen Yan, of course. Although the promotional interface resembled a century-old advertisement, bored and desperate, Cen Yan downloaded it immediately. He wanted to see if the game lived up to the hype. Minimalistic style, ultimate enjoyment. [Welcome to the newbie village "Yokohama," players, start exploring the world!] ... Recently, a strange individual has appeared in Yokohama. He appears and disappears without a trace, seemingly omnipotent, appearing anywhere and engaging in unbelievable acts. Take the recent overnight disappearance of a green belt, the horse-headed man seen racing late at night, and so on. These bizarre events are attributed to him, rendering common sense ineffective. No one knows his purpose, his motives, or his origins. The citizens of Yokohama live in constant fear, fearing a sudden attack. Finally, after a widespread commotion caused by the man's bizarre behavior, some righteous individuals stepped in and imprisoned him. But the good times didn't last long. The next day, he reappeared in Yokohama, unharmed. Cen Yan: Sorry, spending money means you can do whatever you want. Everyone in Yokohama: What the hell are you?! The game's excessive freedom left Cen Yan trapped in the Novice Village for a month. This disastrous defeat made him reflect on his own mistakes. Perhaps it was time to change his approach, perhaps to address the source of the problem. He immediately spent 648 yuan on a bazooka in the store, hoping to solve everything with Patrick Star-esque artistry. Unfortunately, the source of the problem remained unresolved, and a version update notification kicked him out. After updating again, Cen Yan logged in and felt like he had opened the door to a new world. [Welcome to the apocalyptic survival game "Yokohama". Choose your side: Vampires or Humans.] So that's it! This is a dungeon game! Cen Yan suddenly realized his true purpose, and with a single operation, he simultaneously achieved the roles of "gentle savior" and "feared vampire progenitor," saving the world. However, it was the Fourth Calamity.jpg Everyone in Yokohama discovered that since the appearance of that erratic individual, strange things had been happening one after another. There was a vampire outbreak, the end of the world. An apocalyptic virus descended, stealing the king's power and driving mechas. The Taisho-era demons reappeared, entering extermination mode. Finally, a figure wielding a giant sword and claiming to be the King of Powers appeared, sparking a multi-factional brawl... Strange and bizarre events were unfolding. All of this was deeply unkind to the kind-hearted Russians who longed for a world of ordinary people. After repeated persecution, he began to doubt whether this world was truly saveable...? And who was that young man, and why was he even here? Cen Yan: Because as soon as we met, you punched me in the... uh, heart. Fyodor: ... He understood. This person was definitely seeking revenge for the fact that he had used his supernatural powers to kill him several times while trying to steal his cloak! 【Note】 1. The protagonist is a player, and his behavior is weird and cannot be guessed by common sense. 2. The plot is funny and there are forum barrages. 3. CP Fedor 4. The fourth disaster flow, the main persecution of all members 5. The copies are all from other animations of the variety show, but the main base is in Yokohama and the world will not be transferred. The copy is limited and will disappear at the end. 6. There are many stalks, and there will be explanations for the game terms involved. Don't worry about w 7. Stop the loss in time if you don't like it. The copy has been screenshoted on 2022.4.16. The finished text↓: → About the years when Fei Jia and I backstabbed each other. Theme: The hymn of happiness is the hymn of mankind

身为游戏资深大师主播的岑言，遇上了一款号称没有新手引导、自由度高到如同另一个世界的游戏。  谁能拒绝一个自由度奇高的世界呢？！反正岑言不能。  虽然宣传界面简陋的如同百年前的小广告，但山穷水尽无聊至极的岑言立马下载了，他倒要看看这个游戏是不是如同宣传所说。  极简的风格，极致的享受。  【欢迎来到新手村「横滨」，请玩家开始探索世界吧！】  ……  横滨最近出现了一个行为举止诡异的人，他来无影去无踪，又仿佛无所不能般，可能出现在任何地方，又干些让人匪夷所思的事情，比如近期的绿化带一夜消失案，深夜飙车的马头人等等……各种诡异事件都出自对方之手，任何常理放在对方身上都会失效，没有人知道他的目的、他的动机，以及他的来历。  横滨市民终日惶恐，生怕会被突然袭击。  终于，在因为那人行踪过于离奇引起了大片骚乱后，有正义人士出手把对方关了起来。  但好景不长，第二天，那个人完好无损的重新出现在了横滨。  岑言：sorry，氪金就是可以为所欲为。  横滨众人：你到底是个什么玩意！！  游戏太过自由，导致岑言在新手村被困了一个月，惨遭滑铁卢的事实让他开始反思是不是自己操作不当，或许这个时候应该换个思路，比如说解决难题的源头。  他当即在商城里氪了个648买了个火箭筒，试图用派大星式艺术解决一切。  只可惜问题源头没有解决，版本更新的提示率先把他踢出了游戏，再一次更新完之后上线的岑言感觉自己打开了新世界的大门。  【欢迎玩家来到末日生存「横滨」，请选择您的阵营，吸血鬼or人类。】  原来如此！原来这是个闯关副本游戏！  岑言大彻大悟，一通操作后同时达成了“温柔的救世主”和“令人闻风丧胆的吸血鬼始祖”  拯救世界，但是是第四天灾.jpg  横滨众人发现，自从那个行为古怪的人出现之后，横滨的怪事一件接一件，什么吸血鬼爆发来到了末日。什么默示录病毒降临抢夺王之力开机甲。什么大正时期鬼再次出现，进入剿灭模式。最后甚至出现了头顶巨剑自称王权者的人开启多阵营乱斗……稀奇古怪的事情全部发生了。  这一切的一切可对一心想要一个只有普通人世界的好心俄罗斯人不友善极了。  在接连被迫害后，他不得不开始怀疑这个世界真的还有救吗……？而那个青年到底又是个什么东西，他到底为什么要呆在这里啊……  岑言：因为我们一见面，你就一拳打在了我的那个……呃，心巴上。  费奥多尔：……  他明白了，这个人绝对是在报复他在对方抢他斗篷时用异能杀了对方好几次这件事！  【注】  1.主角身份是玩家，行为古怪不能用常理猜测  2.剧情沙雕欢乐向，有论坛弹幕体  3.cp费奥多尔  4.第四天灾流、主迫害全员  5.副本都是综的其他番，不过主场都在横滨不会转移世界，副本是限时的最后会消失  6.梗比较多，涉及游戏术语会有解释，不用担心w  7.不合口味及时止损  文案已截图2022.4.16   已完结文↓：  →关于费佳跟我相互背刺那些年立意:快乐的赞歌就是人类的赞歌