Why does the narrator slander me every day?

"Kingdom Calendar 1945:" "My name is Eli Holmes. I used to be a healthy and sunny game planner, and now I'm the High Priest of the Church of Destiny." "Every day I maintain a good sleep schedule. After waking up, I enjoy a relaxing glass of milk and a five-minute run. Even the God of Death praises my good health." "In my spare time, I do good deeds and accumulate virtue, thus building up a good reputation in the capital." Gazing out the window at the distant view, Eli wrote in his diary, lamenting the ease of retirement. [The sinister and cunning Eli surveyed the empire's landscape, pondering, as if plotting one cruel plan after another to achieve his unparalleled ambitions.] "As you can see, I can still hear the narration, but it always slanders me." Eli rubbed his brow in distress, closed his diary, and waved to the...