第1章 谢邀，刚当群主，差点把成员全送走

Thanks for the invitation. I just became the group owner and almost sent all the members away.

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

【幕后流+养成系+聊天群+诸天万界】
我，顾江寒，一个为救人而牺牲的普通大学生。
万万没有想到，穿越的金手指不是系统，更不是老爷爷，而是我本身。
我，既是旧日的支配者！
就在我快要被这无边的伟力逼疯，彻底失去“人性”时，一个名为【诸天万界聊天群】的奇迹，跨越维度，向我发出了邀请。
我小心翼翼，用尽全力抑制住足以污染整个群聊的精神力量，幻化出十几根触手，像帕金森患者一样，在虚拟键盘上敲下了一句友好的问候：
  【旧日支配之主-顾江寒】：你们好，我是顾江寒，请问这里是？
 然后……就没有然后了。
三位群友当场心脏骤停，七窍流血，神魂濒临崩溃，一个更是激动到把自己眼珠子抠了出来。
从此，聊天群的画风开始变得无比诡异。
——高冷的修仙界天之骄女，每天都在分析我话语里蕴含的“大道神韵”。
——重伤濒死的异世界道子，将我的每一次打字都当做神罚与恩赐，吓得瑟瑟发抖。
——还有一个被捆在床上的末法时代炼气士，每天变着法子狂拍彩虹屁，高呼“大佬腿上缺挂件吗？！”
而我，伟大的旧日支配之主，只能一边维持着神秘莫测的神明形象，一边在心里无声呐喊：
“谁能告诉我，怎么才能在不毁灭世界的前提下，喝上一口可乐？”