第1章 道祖讲道，我宅家签到！

The Taoist Patriarch is preaching, I’m staying home to sign in!

Just as Hongjun was giving a sermon in Zixiao Palace, three thousand powerful men were rushing on their journey for their lives.

The system prompt sound exploded!

[A rare opportunity has opened, host, please make a god-level decision! ]

[Option 1: Go to Zixiao Palace and compete for the Sainthood. Reward: Hongmeng Purple Qi x1!]

[Choice 2: Stay at Buzhou Mountain and refuse to listen. Reward: Perfect Pangu Heart x1!]

"Saint? Not even a dog!" Chen Changsheng decisively chose the second option!

[Congratulations to the host for completing the "Immovable as a Mountain" sign-in. The reward has been issued! ]

[Ding! You have perfectly integrated the Heart of Pangu, and your foundation has been elevated to the pinnacle of the prehistoric world!]

[Ding! You signed in at 'Pangu Spinal Cord' and received 1 Fragment of the Law of Power!]

[Ding! You signed in early at 'Gonggong Crashing the Mountain' and received 1 million innate merits!]

In Zixiao Palace, the Three Pure Ones were complacent about having snatched the cushion and claimed to be the authentic Pangu.

In the witch clan hall, the twelve ancestor witches couldn't sense Pangu's blood essence and were all stunned!

They didn't know that the greatest opportunity in the prehistoric world had already been packed up and signed for by a otaku!

正值鸿钧紫霄宫讲道，三千大能玩命赶路。

系统提示音炸响！
【旷世机缘开启，请宿主做出神级抉择！】
【选择一：前往紫霄宫，争夺圣位。奖励：鸿蒙紫气x1！】
【选择二：宅守不周山，拒绝听道。奖励：完美级盘古之心x1！】

“圣人？狗都不当！”陈长生果断选择二！

【恭喜宿主完成‘不动如山’签到，奖励已发放！】
【叮！您已完美融合盘古之心，根基提升至洪荒之巅！】
【叮！您在‘盘古脊髓’处签到，获得力之大道法则碎片x1！】
【叮！您在‘共工撞山处’提前签到，获得先天功德百万！】

紫霄宫内，三清为抢到蒲团沾沾自喜，自诩盘古正宗。
巫族大殿，十二祖巫感应不到盘古精血，集体懵逼！
他们不知道，洪荒最大的机缘，已经被一个宅男打包签收了！