第1章 穿越寡妇床底

Under the Widow's Bed

[Alternative History][Single Female Protagonist][Funny][Dual Systems][Dual Transmigration][Early stage development, later stage south to capture the dragon] Jiang Jinshi: "I was hit by a car and plunged into the riverbed, transported to a dynasty ravaged by drought and famine, internal and external war. I have a sick mother, a young sister, and a naive, cheap wife. Luckily, I still have a bandit system, but I'm a bit short on silver due to my large number of subordinates." Li Xinyue: "My brakes failed, knocking me down the riverbed, and I was transported to the body of a peasant girl whose parents had both died. My uncle's family sold me cheaply to a 'weak' scholar as a wife. Luckily, I have a shopping mall system. Unfortunately, no matter how much silver I have, I dare not spend it, for fear of being targeted by criminals." By chance, Jiang Jinshi saw a chef's instant noodles in her hand... Li Xinyue heard the notorious bandit call him "Big Boss"... After the two recognized each other, Jiang Jinshi said: "Conscription! Rice every meal, eat one bowl and throw it away! We have plenty of money now." Li Xinyue: "Build a factory! The biggest thief in the entire Dagan Dynasty is my husband. Who dares to covet the silver in my pocket?" ... The bandits: "The boss is so good to us. I'm afraid we are unable to repay him!" Dacongming: "That's easy. You go and put this yellow robe on the boss." Idea King: "I have an idea! Go south to capture the dragon!" The bandits: "Will the boss agree?" Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Child: "The boss said that robbery does not need to be reported. You can rob the city, but not the palace?" The bandits looked at each other and shouted in unison. "Let's do this!" Protagonist: Jiang Jinshi

【架空历史】【单女主】【搞笑】【双系统】【双穿】【前期猥琐发育，后期南下擒龙】 江锦十：“我被车撞进河底，穿越到一个大旱饥荒，内外战乱的朝代。 上有病母，下有幼妹，还有一个‘傻白甜’便宜媳妇。 幸好我还有一个山贼系统，就是手下人太多有点缺银子。” 李新月：“刹车失灵撞到人冲进河底，穿越到一个父母双亡的农女身上。 被大伯一家便宜卖给‘文弱’书生当媳妇，还好有一个商城系统傍身。 可惜银子再多也不敢用，生怕被歹人惦记。” 偶然间，江锦十看到了她手里某师傅的速食面…… 李新月听到臭名昭着的山贼喊他大当家…… 两人相认后，江锦十：“征兵！顿顿大米饭，吃一碗扔一碗！咱现在有的是钱。” 李新月：“建厂！整个大干朝最大的贼人就是我丈夫，谁敢惦记我兜里的银子？” …… 众山贼：“大当家对我们这么好，我等怕是无力回报啊！” 大聪明：“这简单，你去把这件黄袍给大当家穿上。” 点子王：“我有个想法！南下擒龙！” 众山贼：“大当家能同意吗？” 卧龙凤雏：“大当家说过，打劫不用上报，城池劫得，皇宫劫不得？” 众山贼面面相觑，异口同声高喊。 “这一票，干了！” 主角：江锦十