第一章不好意思，我有挂

Sorry, I'm hung up

"I solemnly declare that diligent cultivation leads to no future. Lying flat on my back is the only creed I will follow in my life!"

Ye Chen, the leader of Daxia swordsmanship, the first emperor of the Galactic Empire, and the Lord of the Universe, said this in the Universe Daily today.

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Reborn as a high-level martial artist, my martial arts are involuntarily learning. Ye Chen just wants to be a salted fish honestly, but his martial arts disagrees!

The basic sword technique automatically rolls inwards and advances to become a sword that opens the gates of heaven!

The Qingfeng Step automatically rolls inward and advances into the Nine-Layer Qingtian Step!

The Tiger Breathing Technique automatically rolls inwards and advances into the White Tiger Breathing Technique!

In the martial arts class, Ye Chen suppressed the crowd!

In the training camp, Ye Chen asked the instructor to call him Master!

During the college entrance examination, alien races invaded, and Ye Chen single-handedly suppressed the genius of his generation!

After going to college... Ye Chen originally wanted to enjoy the peaceful campus life.

But when Ye Chen looked back, he found that his classmates called him... God!

“我郑重说明，勤奋修炼是没有前途的，躺平才是贯彻我人生的唯一信条！”
大夏剑道魁首，银河帝国第一御座，宇宙国主叶尘于本日在宇宙日报中如是说道。
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重生高武，我的武学自己内卷，叶尘只想老老实实的当一个咸鱼，可是他的武学不同意啊！
基础剑法自动内卷，进阶成一剑开天门！
清风步自动内卷，进阶成九重青天步法！
猛虎呼吸法自动内卷，进阶成白虎吐纳法！
武道班上，叶尘镇压群雄！
训练营内，叶尘让教官喊师傅！
高考中，异族入侵，叶尘单手镇压同代天骄！
上了大学……叶尘本想好好享受一下平静的校园生活。
可是叶尘慕然回首，却是发现同学们称呼他为……神！