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Section 1

Do you believe in the Imperial Truth? I admire the first person to make a deal with the Four Gods; they might even end up paralyzed on the toilet. Yellow-skinned man, when I build the Warp Pump, I'll definitely make you awaken. Those who awaken will eventually step down from the Golden Throne. Finally, let me say this: technology is accelerating! 'Solar Tomahawk', 'Thor Mech', 'Arc Generator', 'Hyperspace Rail', 'Warp Drive', 'Cybercles', 'Aether Phase Drive', 'The Reincarnation of the Om Messiah'. That's all—'Made in Stellaris!' Serious version: Leon, who traveled to the remote Warhammer of the M32 era, became a soulless being. With the knowledge he had gained from many other science fiction works before his travels, he transformed himself into a priest of the Mechanicum. While replicating the technologies of various other worlds in the Warhammer universe, he began to spread the light of reason brought by the truth and technology of the Empire in this cesspool of a universe. He punched the greenskins, kicked the Chaos, gathered the traitor legions, and reshaped the future of mankind... In theory, this is how it should have been. Looking at the closed gate of the Terra Palace in front of him, Leon said with tears in his eyes: "Open the door! I really am here to save the Emperor from the toilet!"

你相信帝国真理吗？我很佩服第一个和四神做交易的人，说不定会在马桶上半身不遂呢黄皮子，等我做出亚空间抽水泵，一定会让你觉醒的人终究是要下黄金王座的最后再说一遍，科技要开始加速了！『太阳能战斧』『雷神机甲』『电弧发生器』『超空间航道』『曲速引擎』『赛博克勒斯』『以太相引擎』『欧姆弥赛亚再世』话已至此——『Made in Stellaris！』正经版：穿越至前不着村后不着店的M32纪元的战锤，成为无魂者的李昂携穿越前诸多其他科幻作品里的知识，摇身一变成为机械教神甫，在将各种别的世界里的科技在战锤宇宙中复现的同时，于这个粪坑般的宇宙里开始散播帝国真理与科技带来的理性之光拳打绿皮，脚踹混沌，收拢叛徒军团，重塑人类未来……理论上本该如此望着眼前紧闭的泰拉皇宫的大门，李昂欲哭无泪道：“开门啊，我真是来救帝皇下马桶的啊！”