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Section 1

Tags: America, Cold War, Brainstorming Synopsis: As we all know, America is now a nation built on finance, and the secret to finance lies in deception. To keep America great, let's all work together to fool the world! Our goal is to play a joke on all of humanity! — His Excellency Ferry King, the first director of the US Strategic Deception Agency, chosen by Prince of Lies Cyric, a master of strategic global manipulation, and owner of The Onion. We lied, we cheated, we stole. We cheated our way through the Cold War! This is the glory of America's continuous exploration and progress! — A proud quote from a US Secretary of State. America is truly wonderful now, and the reason for its excellence is that from head to toe, from breasts to buttocks to hair, not a single part of it is real! — The wailing curse of a loser after being completely defrauded. Ever since a certain man named Kim entered the White House, the Cold War has transformed from drama to farce, and from farce to fantasy… — an assessment by Halberstam, the "Father of American Journalism," in his book. In short, readers, follow the protagonist's perspective and observe how he leads a group of "Zuowang Dao" (Zuowang Dao) to defraud and deceive, making the world even more chaotic and chaotic!

标签：美国,冷战,脑洞大开简介：众所周知，美利坚如今是以金融立国，而搞金融的秘诀，就在于忽悠。为了让美利坚继续伟大，所以……请大家一起努力忽悠世界吧！我们的目标是跟全人类开玩笑！——美国战略忽悠局的首任局座，谎言王子希瑞克的选民，以地球为舞台的战略级搞事整活大师，洋葱新闻的老板，菲里·金（King意译为国王）阁下如是说。我们撒谎、我们欺骗、我们偷窃。我们一路骗赢了冷战！这才是美国不断探索进取的荣耀！——美国某国务卿的自豪名言。现在的美国真是好啊，好就好在从头到脚，从胸到屁股再到头发，愣是没有一处是真的！——某败犬在被忽悠瘸了之后的哀嚎咒骂。自从某个姓金的男人走进白宫之后，冷战就从正剧变成了闹剧，又从闹剧变成了魔幻剧……——“美国记者之父 ”哈伯斯塔姆在著作中的评价。总之，请读者们跟着主角的视角，看着他如何带着一群「坐忘道」坑蒙拐骗，把世界变得更加热闹喧嚣吧！