第1章：三天饿九顿？

Going hungry for nine meals in three days?

[Survival in the wild + arrest + funny + Lao Liu + passionate + no female lead? ]

Follow Su Mo and you will go hungry for nine meals in three days

At the beginning of the time travel, Su Mo found himself participating in a program called "Hiking Around the World".

Competition rules: All expenses during the journey must be earned legally by the participant.

I thought this would be a miserable game where we would have to sleep outdoors.

Until the "Free Man System" is successfully activated.

From then on, the style of the entire program changed completely.

A contestant said: "I want to quit the competition. I can't make a living. I only make 100 yuan by honestly washing dishes all day. And Su Mo can get a bonus of 10,000 yuan for catching a criminal?"

Public Security Bureau: "Really? Will your production team do anything about it? This guy has already emptied the bounty money. If he catches more, our Public Security Bureau will have to take out a loan."

Criminal gang: "You may not believe me, but I hid in the mountains and didn't even run away. Just for the 200 yuan reward, this guy kept me in the mountains for several days."

…

When Su Mo finally left Dragon Country.

One day, the sheriff's station phone rang again.

"Hello, is this the Public Security Bureau? Do you want any of you guys from abroad? Can you claim the reward? There aren't many of them. I'll take down all the Somali pirates and send someone to bring them back!"

Su Mo looked at the pirate team of several thousand people and shouted into the phone with a headache.

【野外求生+抓捕+搞笑+老六+热血+无女主？】
跟着苏墨混，三天饿九顿
开局穿越，苏墨发现自己正在参加一档名为《徒步环球》节目。
比赛规则：路程中所有花费，必须本人合法赚取。
本以为这是一场风餐露宿，凄惨无比的比赛。
直到成功激活“自由人系统”。
从此，整个节目的画风彻底变了。
某选手：“我要退赛，没法活了，老老实实刷一天盘子，才赚100块，苏摸这家伙抓个罪犯，奖金就有一万？”
治安局：“真的，你们节目组管不管？悬赏金都被这就家伙掏空了，再抓下去，我们治安局得贷款啦。”
犯罪团伙：“说出来你们可能不信，老子藏山里都没跑了，就为了200块的赏金啊，这家伙在山里蹲了我好几天。”
……
当苏墨终于走出龙国。
某天，治安局电话再次响起。
“喂，治安局吗？国外的你们要不要？能领奖金吗？没多少人，我把索马里海盗一锅端了，派个人来带回去啊！”
苏墨看着整整几千人的海盗队伍，头疼的对电话里喊道。