I Will Eventually Embark on the Road of No Return Called Hero

This is an era where gods actually exist. Yes, this is... Greece! The gods wield their power with impunity, regardless of gender, as long as they are good-looking. This is Greece! In short... you must survive! Greek Survival Rules: First, remember who's boss here? The gods. Second, remember, don't speak ill of the gods, they can hear you. Third, remember the previous point, the gods are incredibly petty and will really retaliate against you. Fourth, remember, don't mention gods when praising others (bottom line). Fifth, don't get involved with pretty women. Sixth, don't get involved with goddesses. Seventh, don't get involved with pretty things. Eighth, stay away from heroes, especially demigods! Ninth, keep your promises. Tenth, respect children, the elderly, and young people who talk to you on the street, because they might be gods. Eleven, return borrowed items. Twelve, don't be greedy. Thirteen, don't become a hero. The pure white hope will eventually be released in Pandora's Box, the Holy Grail War.