第1章：雨中少女

girl in the rain

[Dihua + contrast + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + fantasy imagination]

Gu Heng traveled through time for twenty years, but his life was ruined by a rubbish system. He had no hope of practicing and could only be a mortal.

Although we are mortals, we should also do good things.

He casually helped a poor girl, who later became the "Snow White Sword Immortal" famous throughout the three realms.

He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time. Finally, he suddenly discovered that his pet had become the "Lord of All Monsters".

He taught a few techniques of alchemy to a young alchemist, and unknowingly created a "Master of All Medicines".

He accepted a skinny female apprentice, and eventually inadvertently cultivated the "Emperor Wen Gu".

Gu Heng: These have nothing to do with me. I am just an ordinary person.

Everyone: Stop quibbling, they all say you are the only Imperial Saint Master in the world!

【迪化+反差+扮猪吃虎+玄幻脑洞】
顾衡穿越二十年，垃圾系统误终生，修行无望，只能做个小小凡人。
虽然是凡人，但也要做好事。
他随手帮助了一位可怜少女，人家日后成了名震三界的“白雪剑仙”。
他捡到了一只伤重的小野猫，养了很久，最后突然发现，自己的宠物成了“万妖尊者”。
他指点几下炼药技巧，给一位年轻炼药师学去，不知不觉间造就了“万药圣手”。
他认了一位瘦小巴巴的女徒弟，最终无意间培养出了“问古大帝”。
顾衡：这些都跟我没关系的，我只是个凡人而已。
众人：别狡辩了，她们都说你才是天下唯一的帝圣尊师！！