第1章 原神！（） 

Original God! ()

It's 2025, and Genshin Impact isn't even updating the so-called Teyvat main questline anymore. We've already entered Nordkalai, and yet, people are still playing Genshin Impact?! What's the difference between this and joining the Nationalist Army in 1949? Bai Chen, hoping to try something new, hoping to earn some money playing this game, downloaded the open-world version of Genshin Impact. Hellraiser! Genshin Impact: Song of the Sky Moon! What? You said Keqing, who wields the Pi (Evil-Repelling) Sword Technique, is your wife? What do you mean yours? Why is she in the same world as me? Then she's mine... Have you heard? There's a weird guy going crazy in the Wolf Territory... Don't be shocked, don't be shocked, I'm just grinding now. I'll finish the map, complete the main questline, get the treasure chest, and catch up. If I don't grind, you're playing Genshin Impact like a God or Demon... I saw Zhongli's level bar, and you're kidding me! Level 90 isn't the max level, otherwise how could Zhongli be at level 99...

都2025年了，原神都不更新所谓的提瓦特主线了，进入挪德卡莱了，还有人入坑原神？！这和49年参加国军有什么区别？抱着尝一尝shi（划掉），尝一尝鲜的想法，想借这款游戏代肝赚米的白尘下载了开放大世界《原神》。入坑！原神·空月之歌！什么，你说使用辟（pi）邪剑法的刻晴是你老婆？什么你的，她为什么和我在一个世界里？那她就是我的……听说了吗？奔狼领那里有个奇怪的人在发癫……别电了，别电了，这就肝，马上开完图，推主线，拿宝箱，追进度，不肝你玩神魔原神……我看见钟离的等级条了，啊哔骗我，90级根本不是满级，不然钟离怎么99级...