第1章 王子别打我是好兽人 

Prince, please don't hit me. I'm a good orc.

Father, is it all over? No, son, they'll be back next week to get invincible! My name is Arthas, a human prince, a famous young, wealthy, and practical man in Azeroth. My life creed is simple and practical: do it or not, it's up to you! From Lordaeron to Silvermoon City, from Kalimdor to the Frozen Throne, my reputation is known to everyone. With the blessing of a maxed-out aura, I can do a heavy blow with my left hand, a drunken fist with my right hand, and a dodge in between for a critical hit. The Holy Light can't save Azeroth, only a sword at the enemy's neck can. Human women are sweet, elf girls are elegant, and orc girls are rugged. But isn't your naga girl coming here for marriage a little too abstract?

父亲，一切都结束了？不，孩子，他们下周还会来刷无敌！我叫阿尔萨斯，一个人类王子，是艾泽拉斯的著名年少多金实干家。人生信条简单实用，干不干不干干你！从洛丹伦到银月城，从卡利姆多到冰封王座，我的威名无人不知，无人不晓。满级光环加持，左手重击，右手醉拳，中间闪避加致命一击。圣光救不了艾泽拉斯，只有架在敌人脖子上的刀剑可以。人类女子长得甜美，精灵妹子长得优雅，兽人姑娘长得粗犷。可你女娜迦来联姻是不是抽象了点！