Creating a Holy Monk Character

"Uncle Master, I saw you drinking wine the other day, and I'm going to tell the abbot."

"What kind of martial arts am I practicing? Answer me!!!"

"Look in my eyes!!! tell me, why? Talk!!!"

"Master...Uncle Master practices Tongzi Kung Fu."

"That's it, how could a monk like me have any bad intentions???"

"But uncle, I clearly saw you drinking."

"A monk, holding a cup in his arms, has been drunk, drunk!"

"Master, your tongue has become big from drinking so much."

"Come, come, come. Although I don't understand Mahayana Buddhism or Hinayana Buddhism, I do know the Nine-Nine Multiplication Method. Come, let me send you off... No, let me chant sutras!"