第一章 这该死的金手指，真香！

This damn golden finger smells so good!

My name is Xiang Tianming. My dream is to be rich, powerful and have beautiful women.

The awesome "Shuttle of the Universe" chose a common loser like me.

He was given an 'Omega-level' superpower right from the start, and then he fast-forwarded to becoming a god? This script is wrong!

I wanted to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn't allow it!

Reorganizing the X-Men universe into a 'publicly listed company' is called 'optimizing resources'.

Forcing Magneto to work all night long to mine as a "gold medal power player" is called "CEO's teaching by example."

Packaging the power of the Phoenix is ​​called "recycling of non-performing assets."

I thought I could retire after handing over this project, but the light gate opened and the next world was waiting for me to "inspect"...

Alas, being a god is so tiring, it’s better to be a salted fish.

我叫项天明，我的梦想是有钱，有权，有美女。
牛逼的‘诸天穿梭器’，偏偏选中了我这个平平无奇的屌丝。
开局就送了份‘欧米茄级’超能力，直接快进到当神？这剧本不对劲！
我本想低调，可实力不允许啊！
随手把X战警世界重组成‘上市公司’，这叫‘优化资源’。
逼着万磁王通宵挖矿当‘金牌代练’，这叫‘CEO的言传身教’。
打包凤凰之力，这叫‘不良资产再利用’。
本以为这个项目交接完就能退休，结果光门一开，下一个世界又等着我去‘视察’……
唉，当神好累，还是当咸鱼好。