第1章 这铲屎官，包反差啊！

This poop scooper is such a contrast!

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

王腾穿越成鹦鹉，却绑定了吸粉进化系统，偏偏铲屎官还是个不温不火的女主播。

　　这是逆天开局，但鸟爷从不认输！

　　从此，直播界多了一只出口成脏、骚话连篇、扎心不断的流氓鹦鹉：

　　“热烈的马哟！”、“打我撒！你来打我撒！”、“如何呢？又能怎？”

　　“早安，打工人！今天的你，还不是一样起得比鸡早？”

　　“你总说明天开始努力，哎哟别骗自己了！你昨天也是这么说的。”

　　“emo了？正常。优秀的人前半夜伤心，后半夜睡觉，而你，是整晚伤心第二天还起不来。”

　　“别说自己一无所有，你不是还有病吗？”

　　“别总抱怨生活不公平，生活压根不认识你，ok？”

　　“跟我念：只要我没有道德，你就绑架不了我。”

　　直播间弹幕彻底疯了：

　　“这鹦鹉是不是偷窥我人生了？”

　　“鸟哥别骂了别骂了孩子都傻了！”

　　“救命，他每一句都没提我，但每一句都是我！”

　　短短几个月，毒舌金句火遍全网，粉丝哭着关注：“就爱你这副看不惯我又干不掉我的样子！”

　　就当所有人沉迷吸鸟无法自拔时——

　　一年后，全球灵气复苏，人类纷纷觉醒。

　　众人抬头望天，却发现那个曾经只会吐槽的鹦鹉……

　　早已悄然进化，踏星而立，成为煌煌妖帝，俯瞰众生。