第1节

Section 1

I'm in the Honkai world, having just traveled through time. The question is, what's with this strange narration? [Take off! Take off! Such a wonderful start! Looking at this opening, you feel like your life is about to reach its peak.] No, it doesn't feel like it's taking off at all. Besides, the Honkai world is notoriously unfriendly to ordinary people, right? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻. [There are many beautiful Valkyries to choose from.] [Even if you want to go big, there are Honkai Gods, Soulsteel Mini-Bishops, and Cyborgs as well.] [You feel like you're already fired up!] Not at all... Wait, Otto, you can do that? [Changkong City! The place where destiny begins! This is the perfect place for you to take your first step after traveling through time!] [Defeat the Herrscher of Thunder, then collect the Herrscher of Void and the future Herrscher of Reason into your crystal palace—the world is mine!] Wow, with this setup, you want me to go head-to-head with the Herrscher? I get it. You probably want me dead.

人在崩坏，刚刚穿越。问题是这奇怪的旁白是怎么回事。【起飞！起飞！如此美妙的开局！看着这个开局，你觉得你的人生已经即将走向巅峰了。】不，完全没有起飞的感觉。而且崩坏世界出了名的对普通人不友好吧(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻。【这里有很多美少女女武神任你挑选。】【甚至你要是玩大点，还有崩坏神、魂钢小型版主教、生化人小姐姐也是不错的选择。】【你感觉自己现在，已经燃起来了！】完全没有燃起来……不是等等，奥托你都下得去手？【长空市！命运起始之地！这里整适合你迈出穿越之后的第一步！】【干翻雷之律者，然后将空之律者和未来的理之律者都收入自己的水晶宫里——天下，我有！】哇，这个配置你要我去和律者对对碰？我明白了。你大抵是想我死吧。